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[challenge entry] A Japanese confection.

From the Fake Japanese Products challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:44, archived)
# mmmmm
come on everybody! sink your teeth into... COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Now, now,
don't be cocky.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:45, archived)
# hehehe
'cockbar'
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I've got something
to put in you!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:46, archived)
# mmmm
melts in your mouth

*edit-and quite possibly in your hand
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:48, archived)
# jesus
wept
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Not quite...
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Did he
wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:53, archived)
# so would you if
you had big fuck-off nails stuck in yer hands!

or so it's been written by stoned 'historians' :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:56, archived)
# more b3ta
lurve?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:52, archived)
# No thanks,
I've just put one out.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:54, archived)
# not today
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:54, archived)
# damn!
I really hope this is a summer of love and fluffiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I'm sure someone will
oblige if yer going to the bash next week!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:57, archived)
# I have my lover
I just want everyone else to have lovers too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I have mine too,
int it great :o) *waves* to AppleLisa
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Now that's a sentiment
I can thoroughly agree with.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:58, archived)
# hot summers
lead to snuggly good winters
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:58, archived)
# sing with me!
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah cock bar!
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah cock bar!
cock bar, cock bar...

COCK BAR
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:49, archived)
# there was some cock chocolate at the b3ta bash last weekend
in London
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Oh no
Now I look like a big copy cat.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:47, archived)
# I think he means the shape of it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:49, archived)
# T.J.
YAY!!! my car's out of the mechanics, and this weekend I'm gonna cruise........



"You are supreme,
The chicks 'll cream
Grease Lightning... go go go"

that's not a pic of my car, but it's exactly the same

Have a great weekend B3tans!!

now he already knew that, and we don't care, so where's the suprise? /young ones
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Ooohhh
what a purty car!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:49, archived)
# thanks
lotsa time and effort. But it'll be with me for life.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Coolness!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:55, archived)
# wow, that's beautiful
I know women who would marry you for that car :)
(KnitWit, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:53, archived)
# it has a huge backseat
*wink wink*

Have a great weekend, I'm really really leaving now.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:56, archived)
# get a cock
with each tamerock
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:46, archived)
# i dont know any women..
who'd eat that.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:46, archived)
# I do
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:48, archived)
# yes
but i shag dead horses
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:47, archived)
# really?
i've flogged a few.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:49, archived)
# of this fact
I was not cognizant
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:50, archived)
# white wine and soda ....
am i right?
(carlossthejackass, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:53, archived)
# I'm lost now!
white wine and soda?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:54, archived)
# cognizant....
its the kind of word i come out with when on spritzers.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 23:55, archived)
# me too...
hic:)
(carlossthejackass, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 0:02, archived)