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# on courgette lake
you can get a replacement leg
it might be green
but it's the tastiest leg you've ever seen
on courgette lake
a man can feed his family
but give him a graphics tablet
and he will draw a willy

courgette lake
it's the best place in the world
when the courgettes are uncurled
and the courgette batton is whirled
it's courgette
courgette
courgette laaaaaake!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:13, archived)
# when you get to courgette lake
don't eat the courgette fakes!
don't eat the courgette fakes
because they'll give you stomach ache.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:16, archived)
# at courgette lake, when the courgettes get old,
they're like supermarket courgettes that never got sold,
so when it's time for the courgettes to die,
they go up to the vegetable box in the sky
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:18, archived)
# yay!
it's a musical!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:16, archived)
# a courgette musical
we'll never forget
the courgettes made us lyrical
hooray for courgettes!
tonight is the night
of the courgette king
and the lake will echo
to the courgette-bell's ring!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:21, archived)
# to the tune of
echo beach?
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:17, archived)
# reminds me more of
fraggle rock!
used to love that
(Unanalysed Smithery, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:22, archived)
# wooooooo!
did the idea Bovine, Missing, JV, DJ Direct, and I had for "B3ta: The Musical" happen to hit your ears? hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:18, archived)
# what was the one song title suggested so far?
"everyone loves whores", wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:19, archived)
# also
that perrenial showtune "d'you have any poppadums"
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Everyone Loves a Whore...
© Mystery_Bob 2003
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)
# change it to "everybody" and we've got pre-written music!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)
# whore, huh, what is it good for?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)
# absolutely nothing
without paying again, huh!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:41, archived)
# perhaps it did
or perhaps this is just an idea that has come of age. can i do ballet in it?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:22, archived)
# I do hope so!
we've got "do the hummus" that could be a nice 70s retro disco number too...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:29, archived)
# actually
thats a good point where the hell is Dj Direct anyway, i don't think i have ever seen him post?
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)
# he's not on the board much nowadays
but he did rattle a few posts off on thursday, I think...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:43, archived)