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# On Courgette Lake

(yes, that's NiceyVeg)
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:06, archived)
# ooh that works
rather well :)
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:08, archived)
# yay !
how odd :)

Do you reckon you could knit me a Bearguin?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:08, archived)
# I could try...
I'll have a look for some brown yarn (that's what colour the bearguin was wasn't it?)
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:11, archived)
# did I hear correctly
that giant bees may be made it real bee colours?

I do hope so, then I could ebay my first generation rare 2-tone blue bee for a massive profit (and of course, split it with you by buying an all-new bee, or maybe a Mittens...)
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:12, archived)
# err
who said that?

I might have mentioned that the bee you have (and the others i made to sell) are closer to *the* Giant Bee's real colours than the original.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:16, archived)
# it was just rumour...
or I imagined it in a fearful moment of clarity perhaps...

I don't think they'd look right if they weren't these colours though - I love my bee! (as I've said, and will keep saying - I should take a picture of him)
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:17, archived)
# this
is him
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:13, archived)
# that's quite odd
and I can't quite define why I like it so much. But I do.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:10, archived)
# on courgette lake
you can get a replacement leg
it might be green
but it's the tastiest leg you've ever seen
on courgette lake
a man can feed his family
but give him a graphics tablet
and he will draw a willy

courgette lake
it's the best place in the world
when the courgettes are uncurled
and the courgette batton is whirled
it's courgette
courgette
courgette laaaaaake!
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:13, archived)
# when you get to courgette lake
don't eat the courgette fakes!
don't eat the courgette fakes
because they'll give you stomach ache.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:16, archived)
# at courgette lake, when the courgettes get old,
they're like supermarket courgettes that never got sold,
so when it's time for the courgettes to die,
they go up to the vegetable box in the sky
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:18, archived)
# yay!
it's a musical!
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:16, archived)
# a courgette musical
we'll never forget
the courgettes made us lyrical
hooray for courgettes!
tonight is the night
of the courgette king
and the lake will echo
to the courgette-bell's ring!
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:21, archived)
# to the tune of
echo beach?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:17, archived)
# reminds me more of
fraggle rock!
used to love that
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:22, archived)
# wooooooo!
did the idea Bovine, Missing, JV, DJ Direct, and I had for "B3ta: The Musical" happen to hit your ears? hehehe
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:18, archived)
# what was the one song title suggested so far?
"everyone loves whores", wasn't it?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:19, archived)
# also
that perrenial showtune "d'you have any poppadums"
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Everyone Loves a Whore...
© Mystery_Bob 2003
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)
# change it to "everybody" and we've got pre-written music!
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)
# whore, huh, what is it good for?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)
# absolutely nothing
without paying again, huh!
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:41, archived)
# perhaps it did
or perhaps this is just an idea that has come of age. can i do ballet in it?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:22, archived)
# I do hope so!
we've got "do the hummus" that could be a nice 70s retro disco number too...
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:29, archived)
# actually
thats a good point where the hell is Dj Direct anyway, i don't think i have ever seen him post?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)
# he's not on the board much nowadays
but he did rattle a few posts off on thursday, I think...
(, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 21:43, archived)