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it's
a "marital aid"
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Jadeviper was still alive on ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:02,
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Like nunchucks?
Or shuriken stars? Oh...wait... marital ...ulp.
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jonas is not my name ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:11,
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Something to help in the kitchen then?
Like Mrs Beacham...
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gurningchimp ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:12,
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you need one of those then
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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:02,
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Awww
How sweet and innocent!
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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:02,
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stick
it up your arse
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Tedmus ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:02,
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stick it up your arse
no, really.
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Baz Fuck off ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:03,
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i beg to differ
it isn't a butplug but they are love-eggs. more commonly stuck up the twat than the back passage.
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popey ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:04,
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Not in the magazines
my 'mates' have under their bed!
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gurningchimp ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:05,
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i like the fact that you put 'mates' in inverted commas.
i suppose you were implying that as they're the sort of person that has those magazines they're not fit to be your friends. however, i read it as that as you're the kind of person who looks under people's beds when they're out, you can't be classed as a 'mate'...
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martian ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:14,
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either/or
depends on what you like. however the source image was entitled 'anallovebeads'
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:05,
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Anal & Love
Words that just cry out to be used together...
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gurningchimp ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:06,
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suppose so,
didn't realise they were supposed to be the size of beads. was guessing they were genuine kinder size, in which case, getting 3 of them up your arse would be 'interesting'
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popey ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:06,
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Not if your name is
Mr hello.jpg
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Baz Fuck off ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:07,
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indeed
that is *some* capacity to aspire to
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popey ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:08,
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about the size of a medium marble.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:08,
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haha
no wonder my granny always looks surprised - apparently she's lost hers.
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:16,
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err
are you available for demonstrations?
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hal9000 sme ,
Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:30,
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