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[challenge entry] A surprise for the lady in your life

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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Haha.......
... hahahaha.... etc....
Edit : Yank it... YANK IT HARD...!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# i dont get it
:(
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# it's
a "marital aid"
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Like nunchucks?
Or shuriken stars?





Oh...wait... marital...ulp.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Something to help in the kitchen then?
Like Mrs Beacham...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)
# you need one of those then
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Awww
How sweet and innocent!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# stick
it up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# stick it up your arse
no, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)
# i beg to differ
it isn't a butplug but they are love-eggs.

more commonly stuck up the twat than the back passage.
(popey, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Not in the magazines
my 'mates' have under their bed!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# i like the fact that you put 'mates' in inverted commas.
i suppose you were implying that as they're the sort of person that has those magazines they're not fit to be your friends.

however, i read it as that as you're the kind of person who looks under people's beds when they're out, you can't be classed as a 'mate'...
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)
# either/or
depends on what you like.

however the source image was entitled 'anallovebeads'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Anal & Love
Words that just cry out to be used together...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)
# suppose so,
didn't realise they were supposed to be the size of beads. was guessing they were genuine kinder size, in which case, getting 3 of them up your arse would be 'interesting'
(popey, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Not if your name is
Mr hello.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:07, archived)
# indeed
that is *some* capacity to aspire to
(popey, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# about the size of a medium marble.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# haha
no wonder my granny always looks surprised - apparently she's lost hers.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)
# err
are you available for demonstrations?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# now
there's an interesting and original use for all those little yellow tubs ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Ooh, but
what if they popped apart at the wrong moment?

You'd never get the little plastic aeroplanes out...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Ouch
painful mental image inspired successfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# what is?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# don't act all innocent
you know damn well what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)
# I bloody don't!
looks like the inside bits of Kinder Egg on a string.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# it is
the string is there so they're easy to pull back out again afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# ah....
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:18, archived)
# You're not....
... really Dutch, are you.....?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:04, archived)
# good observation
there sire.

i bet she's never been in a sauna in her life.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)
# That's swedes isn't it?
Maybe you're getting confused with Dutch Ovens...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:07, archived)
# sniff my cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)
# you've not met many Dutch people, have you?
(other than those in Amsterdam)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Not even there........
/ignorant
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Ha ha
I love the fact that just because Holland has more liberal laws than us the whole country is apparently full of drug addicted prostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Well
it's true ain't it?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Well, I am,
but most of them are quite uptight Protestant types.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)
# you forgot
the bit about wearing clogs, carrying tulips and edam everywhere they go..


/windmills
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Edam with 'herbs', surely?
(Honestly, they sell it in Asda...)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)
# No, it's just the tourism ads
that make us think that.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)
# There are Dutch people in Amsterdam?
Thought it was populated of embarasingly cained brits? Oh, and scots too.
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Certainly was when I was
there a few weeks ago...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)
# aaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaagh!

hahahahaa...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Been done
but this one is equally good.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# that is
not only brilliant, but also a potentially profitable gap in the market.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)