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# You were fine
Mainly because I made up for it by shouting 'fuckass' at you at every opportunity.
The funniest was when you just kept tapping my shoulder, pointing at Pootle and laughing, then tapping Pootle and pointing at me and laughing. You did it for hours!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)
# i told bovine i loved him.
but then again, that's true.

glad everyone enjoyed me. in retrospect, amerella's advice not to drink a whole bottle of wine before going to the bash without having eaten seems wise, doesn't it?
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:18, archived)
# you kissed Pootle a number of times too
Hmmm, Amerella sounds like a very wise woman.
You were terribly squiffy. I didn't get that drunk, unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I didn't even *see* you
let alone meet you - what was going on?!
(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)
# I did hide a bit
downstairs and on the balcony before they closed it. It was a touch terrifying at times. See, I'm the shy retiring type.
And obviously I kept having to sneak off for a secret rendez-vous with bovine.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)
#
Secret?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:26, archived)
# sshhhh
He's begging me to run off with him there.
I told him that I've already been to Shanklin
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Obviously.
You great big chicken ;)

I only spoke to 3 or 4 new people, I spent most of the evening talking to the folks I've met before!
(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I had a very short
chat with you : ) I was in a daze most of the time though
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)
# My chat with Penile was even shorter -
probably cos the first thing I said was that she was shorter than I expected :)
(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)
# there's a nice photo of me, mattyboy and penile
groups.msn.com/NickFrewinsPhotos/b3ta2ndbirthdaybash.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1917
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# I may have seen it
I'm not sure.

None of me though :)

Edit: Oo hadn't seen that. Bacardi Breezer and all ;)
(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I'm sure
I've seen a couple of you - normally from behind, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)
# if i were you
i'd clarify that post.
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Nah,
no need ;)
(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)
# That definitely deserves a

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Yes from behind only.
(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Hope
I din't put you off speaking to more new people...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)
# No no
you were fine!
(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Phew
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)
# It was a shame not to meet everyone I wanted to.
I just found all the "oi dutchbird"s from complete strangers to be a touch unnerving. I think I preferred the quieter bashes...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# I've got used to that
but I hate introducing myself to people.
(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)
# I didn't realise you were there!
you should have worn your enormous witches hat! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I met you, you wally!
Well I stood next to you while we talked to the same people :)
(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)
# that must have been
someone pretending to be me!
or I was drunk...
dammit, I'll try to say hello and remember doing it next time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)
# You weren't as bad as Quiet Phil
he was stood around us for a good half an hour or more before I eventually had to ask who he was.
I don't think he would've said a word otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahahah
True, the most aptly named b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)
# he did promise
that he wasn't going to be quiet.
Unlike you, who doesn't look sick at all - we now know for sure it's your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Why thankyou!
That was a compliment, right?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)
# indeed it was
Pootle and I were discussing how we expected you to be like a scottish Tiny Tim character, all pale and ill looking. Shocking, I was shocked!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)
# By my...
...devilish good looks and cheeky smile?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)
# it's a bit wierd
I introduced myself to someone, and they misheard me, and when I corrected them they said "even better" and started hugging me.

*shiver*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)
# even worse are the people
who say something like "you fucking cunt", then hug you and keep on doing that all night...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)
# sorry
about that
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)
# that's
what I kept doing to supermoore. It was hilarious, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)
# /taps dutchbird on shoulder
/points
/laughs
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)
# fuckass!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)
# As if
there was any doubt...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Oops
that wasn't meant to be there, but nevermind...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)
# he kissed
ME a number of times...

thank god I wasn`t the only one molested
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)
# how come i kissed rik and pootle
but left all the pretty ladies alone?

i'm clearly a gayer.
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)
# don't worry
you made a number of inappropriate remarks/movements in my direction and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)
# oh.
good.

possibly.
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)
# you
try to chat yourself up?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)
# eh?
No need!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha.
Did he wank on your tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)
# not really her tits
more her neck.
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Not to my knowledge
Mainly he kept touching my stomach
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)
# at least you were
pleasant... unlike that last person who snogged me at knifepoint
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Now you tell me ...
when it's too late to take advantage.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Rubbish I was very proud of you
although I was a bit worried about you later when you looked like you'd had a lobotamy.
(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)
# i'd remonstrate with that assertion.
unfortunately, it's very probably a very fair assesment. i apologise to all for my drunkeness. i accept that it was neither big nor clever. i will not do it again.
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I don't believe you.
And since you weren't abusive to me, or even able to talk, I forgive you ;)
(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Noooo
you must do it again - tis funny and disguises my level of drunkeness
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)
# I bet
you`ve still got one hand on your crotch...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Always...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Well
I thought you were both funny
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Thank you
Was I capable of saying anything to you other than expressing surprise at your gender?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Yeah there was more
but that was the funniest part.
thanks for clearing that up by the way.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)
# No problem, I think.
Nice to meet you though.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)
# And yourself
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)
# fucking hell
did i meet you?
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Yes
but you were very drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)
# was i?
(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)