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# I know...
...what a Dutch blindfold is but what's a Dutch rub when it's at home?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# i know what a dutch oven is
what's a dutch blindfold?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I know what a dutch basket is,
but what is a dutch oven?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I know what a dutch elm is,
but what's a dutch basket?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# farting in bed
then shoving your lovers head under the duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# piss
mind

rearrange to form a common phrase on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Um...
it's where the man's 'clock weights' nestle exactly on the eye sockets of his good lady friend whilst in the soixante neuf (sp?) position rendering her temporarily sightless.

/blush
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# nicely
explained !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# sounds like thats
straight out of Viz.

Well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I think that's where I read it myself.
Extraordinarily useful book: Rogers Profanisaurus. Would recommend it to anyone who wants to keep up with today's swear words.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# i'm aware of the dutch oven.

dutch rub is when you grab someone round the neck, and rub your knuckles in the head, messing up their hair and causing pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# ta Thor
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# thats
a nuggie where i'm from
(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# its a noogie where i live!
which isnt holland
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# ...
Round my neck of the woods, that is known as a noogie.

Edit - yes I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# yes
but you and the devil chicken are weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# hey
we must be neighbours!
(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# West Country?
Devonshire lad myself, now in London though - missing green stuff like trees and grass.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:39, archived)
# ahhh i see
i thought it was the same as a chinese burn
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# when you get your knuckles and rub them really hard over someones head

What's a dutch blindfold?
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)