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# on a different note
I saw this MASSIVE woman walking down the street the other day, eating a burger no less.

I nearly hit it out of her hand and said 'That was lucky, you nearly ate another one'
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:11, archived)
# It would have been cruel
but kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)
# On my way back
from yet another weekend-long booze-a-thon, I'd bought a burger with muy last pennies. I was hungrier than I'd ever been before, and started shoveling it in my face in Euston concourse. A nice old lady came up to me and said "Don't worry dear, no-one's going to take it off you."
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)
# ha ha ha = )
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)
# yeah
bless 'er :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)
# lol
that's top.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Did you
eat her?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)
# as she silently stole your wallet
(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:17, archived)
# i hope you smacked her
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:18, archived)
# hahahaha
She would have probably bitten you!

Or blamed it on her f*cking glands...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)