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[challenge entry] 13 year old gothkids are great for improving your aim

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- im allowed to be unfluffy, i live in camden and have
to put up with fucking hundreds of these grumpy
twats every weekend...

From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Do you ever want to stop them
and shake them, and scream "what is there to be so fucking miserable about! It's a fucking beautiful day! CHEER THE FUCK UP!"

Then slap them backhand upside the face?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:06, archived)
# no i just shoot them
saves having to listen to thier sananistic mumbling
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:07, archived)
# a mate of mine has a great t-shirt. it just says:
"cheer up goth"
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Great T-shirt
A colleague of mine saw someone wearing that T-shirt at a Cure gig.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)
# steal it for me
pleeese
(psausage76, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)
# that's a good idea
and true supermarket-mum wisdom.
'Stop whingeing or I'll give you something to whinge about!'
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I used to be a mini-goth
I can't remember why I so filled with Angst.
I'm sure a good shaking from a stranger would just have ensured my mascara had started running.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)
# i was a goth for about 6 months when i was 15 or so
i stopped and became a metal chick though. then, like everything else, i gave up on that too. now i'm a fully fledged indie hippy girlie = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I'm much too old be part of any youth
movement these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)
# I was a geek then,
I'm a geek now.
and I still like Marillion.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)
# FISH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:18, archived)
# I always imagined Fish went about writing lyrics
a little like this.

"Noo (cos he's scottish) aye wannee write a wee tune aboot poverty, noo, how can I poot the word conscience in it. Och aye."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)
# i've always been more of a nerd.
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:18, archived)
# hehehe
I remember Fish once being on a saturday morning tv show with gloves that had sensors linked to a synth/drum-machine - whatever he touched went "ping" or "bweeeeeeeeb".

I totally wanted some of those.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)
# ditto
I think they call us "Mainstream" these days.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)
# we are the mainstream?
*shudder*
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)
# yay for hippies
and even more yay for me going to ecuador on sunday : )
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Mrs Baz used to live there.
She says it's full of parasites. That's why she likes me.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)
# oooooo lovley
i do hope they are nice big ones : )
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I saw someone in a 'Cheer Up Goths!' T-shirt
at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Lol - yeah.
I'm proud to say I once converted a goth of her depressing ways. It happened over time, she stopped listening to fields of the nephilim (sp?) and sisters of mercy, she started with non-black pants and now she looks like a Benetton ad.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)
# That
happened to me too. Now I try and strike a happy medium. Or at least she was happy till I struck her.
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Where's
that 'strike a happy medium' picture...?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who escaped from Belmarsh prison yesterday?
Police are looking for a small medium at large.
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:16, archived)
# :D
.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:21, archived)
# arf!
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)
# And yes
you spelt fields of the nephilim right.









(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)
# on a different note
I saw this MASSIVE woman walking down the street the other day, eating a burger no less.

I nearly hit it out of her hand and said "That was lucky, you nearly ate another one"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:11, archived)
# It would have been cruel
but kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)
# On my way back
from yet another weekend-long booze-a-thon, I'd bought a burger with muy last pennies. I was hungrier than I'd ever been before, and started shoveling it in my face in Euston concourse. A nice old lady came up to me and said "Don't worry dear, no-one's going to take it off you."
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)
# ha ha ha = )
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)
# yeah
bless 'er :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)
# lol
that's top.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Did you
eat her?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)
# as she silently stole your wallet
(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:17, archived)
# i hope you smacked her
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:18, archived)
# hahahaha
She would have probably bitten you!

Or blamed it on her f*cking glands...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Yeah....
Miserable bastards.
(Astatine, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)
# that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)
# hahah!
that rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:02, archived)
# but...
goths are sexy


*ducks*

(admittedly, that one isn't!)
(ones of legal age can be)
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:08, archived)
# goths are sexy
but they should cheer up...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)
# most of the goths i know are cheery
but then again, they're mostly welshers
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Why thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)
# *some* goths are sexy
most of them are ugly though
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)
# not in summer.
all that black velvet
all that heat
uurrgggh (shudder)
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)
# mmm
velvet


sorry...
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Mmm
leather trousers...
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)
# mmm
corsets :P
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)
# mmmmmmm
agreed = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)
# woo
=)
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I
concur :-)~~~
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)
# does the ~~~~~
represent what I think it does?
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Maybe, maybe not
Depends on who exeactly is wearing the corset :-)~~~
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Leather trousers in summer?
Just courting thrush if you ask me...
(dirtyhippy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:16, archived)
# You
should go at least once to 'Slimelight' goth night at the Electrowerkz paintballing venue in Angel - quite a lot of sexy goth action. Of course you will want to jump off a bridge afterwards though.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:17, archived)
# we're not all grumpy
it's just the goth kiddies that tend to be annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:08, archived)
# agreed
goth kiddies listen to too much shit and hate their parents...

what happens in the next generation, when the children rebel agains't their parents? will we see the rise of the 1920's again?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)
# that would be fucking cool!
everybody doing the charleston to piss off their miserable parents :D

but goths are still sexier than flapper girls.
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)
# i know...sorry
isn't the whole goth ethos meant to be about hedanism and not giving a fuck, im not sure if being a sullen middle class gimp in stupid trainers and fucking punkyfish clothes has anything to do with it!
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I wonder what they do all week then
..
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)
# i work
just like anyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)
# while filming in "Garlic and Shots" last weekend...
we noticed that without modifyd night vision, the goths just dont show up on film.
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)
# you have my full support
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:11, archived)