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# You should have said..
'HOWDY DOODLY DOO! Anybody like any toast?'
in an american salesman voice.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)
# Talkie Toaster
heh heh.
I must have seen that one about a million times!
(icedragon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)
# I love Talky
Toaster. Didn't the bloke who played Kryten in the first series end up as the voice for Talky Toaster?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:34, archived)
# dont know
have'nt heard that before...

"given that life is infinate, and the universe is also infinate. my question is this... would you like some toast?"
tee hee, great!
(icedragon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)
# He did
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)
# Red Dwarf
The oldest series are the best.. Talkie Toaster has been my nick since '93 but now I just use Toaster..

Care for a muffin?
(Toaster, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)
# Mfffffffff!
I can't remember Lister's response to that...dammit....didn't it meantion bread-based derivatives or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)
# *falls off chair with laughter*
"oh no! help! i can't remember the entire scripts to all eps of Red Dwarf ever made! will anyone ever speak to me again?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Was
that the teensiest weensiet smidgeon of sarcasm I detect there Little Miss Kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)
# Hehehe,
I'm even having to refresh the Blackadder cache :)
S'not summat I do intentionally, it's part of whatever mild OCD [1] I'm suffering from.

[1] Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Use this information wisely
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)
# and definitely
no smeggin' flapjacks
(Toaster, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:50, archived)
# *sigh*
I miss the good old days of Red Dwarf.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:33, archived)
# Yes,
when it used to be funny...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)
# before
that chick joined
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)
# Replacing Clare Grogan was a bad move,
in my book. It all got a bit silly after the time-drive cliff hanger...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)
# fair do's
that's quite some time ago now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)
# It seems
that the better the sfx got, the unfunnier it became.

Wait, are you trying to tell me that everbody's dead?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)
# apparently
they are making a film.
(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:45, archived)