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# i want my fucking phone call
.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# 0898 HUGE JUGS
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
thats better.

wouldn't want to use the home phone, those calls end in ghana and cost about £6 a minute, so i've been told.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# you're thor
right?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# According to The Salmon of Doubt
"Thor tended to stand 10 feet away from the phone and shout god-like commands at it"
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# ???
???
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Douglas Adams
the unfinished book.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
i started it, but never managed to finish it.

/lie
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# it does make sense
if you've done the reading.
as they spent my degree course telling me
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# actually
I was hopping he'd say "Yes, I am thor"
then i'd say "take thum athprin"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# According to me
when I was 15 and the corresponding reference on my parents phone bill, I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# are you
my brother?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# No,
I'm heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:14, archived)
# *Ringggggg Ringgggg*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# *Rinnnnngggggg Rinnngggggggg*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# hello?
who's speaking, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# *Rinnnnnggggggg Rinnnnnnngggg*
Edit: WRONG PHONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Hello
who's speaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Hello
is that Thor?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# why, yes it is
who's is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# well if it's thor
puth sthome cream on it!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:54, archived)
# many thanks for your legal advise
i'll speak with you in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Hello?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Is it me you're looking for?

/Lionel Richie
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Thor sonofodin
white courtesy phone please.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# hello?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# No,
the white courtesy phone
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Whoops! sorry
*Pick up white phone*

Hello?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I'd like to speak to my lawyer, please,
at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# he's gone to lunch
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:55, archived)
# is he back in the office later?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)