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# Arnie wasn't happy with the first draft of the T3 script


The script writers would regret making all those digs about his age.

I know its crap but its been in may head for days & I had too unload
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I'm wanking while I type this
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# into a piece of kitchen roll i hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Did you two conspire
on those last two messages so they actually made sense when read together?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# i'm saying nothing
i'd like to speak to my lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# i want my fucking phone call
.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# 0898 HUGE JUGS
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
thats better.

wouldn't want to use the home phone, those calls end in ghana and cost about £6 a minute, so i've been told.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# you're thor
right?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# According to The Salmon of Doubt
"Thor tended to stand 10 feet away from the phone and shout god-like commands at it"
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# ???
???
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Douglas Adams
the unfinished book.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
i started it, but never managed to finish it.

/lie
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# it does make sense
if you've done the reading.
as they spent my degree course telling me
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# actually
I was hopping he'd say "Yes, I am thor"
then i'd say "take thum athprin"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# According to me
when I was 15 and the corresponding reference on my parents phone bill, I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# are you
my brother?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# No,
I'm heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:14, archived)
# *Ringggggg Ringgggg*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# *Rinnnnngggggg Rinnngggggggg*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# hello?
who's speaking, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# *Rinnnnnggggggg Rinnnnnnngggg*
Edit: WRONG PHONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Hello
who's speaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Hello
is that Thor?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:49, archived)
# why, yes it is
who's is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# well if it's thor
puth sthome cream on it!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:54, archived)
# many thanks for your legal advise
i'll speak with you in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Hello?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Is it me you're looking for?

/Lionel Richie
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Thor sonofodin
white courtesy phone please.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# hello?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# No,
the white courtesy phone
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Whoops! sorry
*Pick up white phone*

Hello?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I'd like to speak to my lawyer, please,
at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# he's gone to lunch
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:55, archived)
# is he back in the office later?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)
# mutual mind wank
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# yes
mind wank.

like mind piss, but the posts follow a sentance structure.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# which means an indelible linkage of minds over a distance
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# go on then
(martian, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# your not the new messiah
your a very naughty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)
# and you're the third person to say that.
(martian, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# third
but not the last.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# just like that orgy
the other week...
(martian, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# did these three people all bear gifts?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# no, but they had sheep with them.
not something you often see in soho.
(martian, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# I think
"I had to unload" inspired them towards similar replies
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# b3tans interpreting comments in terms of wanking?
Whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# someon will be putting kittens
in pint glasses or some such nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# and putting goatse
into unlikely photographs
(martian, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)