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# my head hurts and i think my eyes are slowly stopping functioning...
wank and then bed for me i think.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:48, archived)
# the story of any b3tans life
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:49, archived)
# my diary reads:
monday: wank and then bed
tuesday: wank and then bed
wednesday: wank and then bed
thursday: wank and then bed
friday: bed and then wank
saturday: washed sheets
sunday: wank and then bed
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:50, archived)
# wow,
craig david eat your heart out.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# absolutely.
i fancy a pot noodle...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Remember,
Pot Noodling a lady is a hangable offence


(I got a new C: drive and didn't lose any data or have to reinstall winblows, yay)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:08, archived)
# oooh
can i help?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:49, archived)
# yes,
you can give me the money to go to chicago so i cant get my lady to do it for me...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:51, archived)
# me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:52, archived)
# you can just fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# onto your face?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# onto a sock
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Count me in!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:01, archived)
# *lubes up fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:02, archived)
# My website is number one result on google
for lost socks.
It's incredibly exciting for someone with as little a life as me :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:50, archived)
# i checked
he doesnt lie this one
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:52, archived)
# i checked too.
I think we all need hobbies.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# I am Czech.
I need a hubby.







This may not be entirely true.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# woo for you
i liked when I was the #1 on the google search for my name.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# This one?
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/socks/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# GLASSCOCK!
GLASSCOCK!
It's A GLASSCOCK!
You've posted a GLASSCOCK!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:55, archived)
# You need
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# :-) yay
but it would render my site useless!
not that it isn't already of course...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# gibbon's gallery
is the top result for "up up and away in my beautiful baboon", some of the other bizarre terms were:
thieving gypsy bastards, werner girl lightwave model, svenno b3ta, virgin's pussy pic, werner girl lightwave, drunk and stupid photos, kriss kross jump jump lyrics whack, uk nuclear 80s protect survive, isthisyou, 1980 olympics gorbachev, things like b3ta, away in my beautiful baboon, naughty doctors fucking patients, phil kitten, selling ex council houses, socialist worker soviets afghanistan, thieving pikey, sergio tacchini tracksuit, ford mud wmv, my melon man -happy mondays, maria whittaker
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:57, archived)
# The best 15 quid I ever spent was to get stats on my site
it's amazing what some people type into search engines.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Time to go to bed I suppose
just time to tell everyone:
Your all chumgay! :-p
nitey nite
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:02, archived)
# night night
frump face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Somewhere out there,
at the end of a computer, these are real people.
I got this thing called analog and you download your log files and it spits out statistics, because I'm too mean to pay for stats, but I do waste a lot of time looking at them.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 2:05, archived)