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# How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt!

/mike
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Oh, okay.
How does an elephant ask for a bun?
Can I have a bun please! (wave arm about in front of face in imitation of a trunk for maximum comic effect)
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# that's a great one for radio
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# you: how many vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb
them: i dont know
you: see, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW because YOU WEREN'T THERE
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I love
that one!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# i lost my shin in nam.
.. daganam
(snitchell, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I took my dog into a pub
and told the barman that my dog was a blacksmith. He didn't believe me so I set fire to the dog's balls and it made a bolt for the door..
(Cousin It, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Straight Males.
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# They come in bubble wrap.
oops
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Coo!
That's amazing.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:48, archived)