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# One morning, there is a loud bang on a man's door,
He opens the door to see a snail on the doorstep.
The snail says to him, 'Hello.'

The man, in disgust, picks it up and drop kicks it over his neighbour's fence.

A month later there is another loud bang at the door. He opens the door to find the snail on his doorstep.

The snail says to him, 'What did you do that for?'
(ccc, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:36, archived)
# eh?
and again
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Sorry.
I'm crap at jokes.
(ccc, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)
# A month, you see.
That's how long the snail took to come back, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)
# oh
FFS!

*feels like a twunt*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Ooh, careful with that joke,
it's an antique.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Careful with that reply
It's from Family Guy
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Yay!
Just got season three on dvd. It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Series 2 was
IMO a touch better

da boom is genius
(Pig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:00, archived)
# :D
.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:40, archived)