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[challenge entry] Safety equipment for the stressed

From the Executive Toy challenge. See all 125 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Woo
Spooper, I NEED one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# should be
required purchase for all IT staff
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# haha
i'll have 2 please
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# bwaahahaaa!
really soft that looks!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Fantastic.
I reckon there's a market for that, along with exact replica polystyrene models of customer computers, with claw hammer and crowbar included.
(tomsk, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# i need
the fist mounted version!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)
# That Sir
is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# The IT Staff in here
ARE clueless users...
...can't even use a web browser some of 'em.
I saw a guy struggling with his mouse one day.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# I used to work
in an internet cafe. And one day some guy came in, paid for a bit of time, sat down at his computer, picked up the mouse and proceeded to place it on the monitor to attempt to use things like that.

We chuckled.
(fatty biscuits, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Aye, some
of them here are total chimps.
Installing a service pack? Walk around to every machine copying 'setup.exe' to the desktop.
Win2K upgrade audit? Mark Sun Unix boxes as 'OK for upgrade'
Auditing equipment you support? Stick asset labels on plotters, servers and Unix boxes you know nothing about.
System is low on resources? Run 2 anti-virus apps and SMS (with the over-bloat bug)
Someone not from the IT unit suggests ways to improve your service?
Ignore them - they are not in the IT unit so they know nothing about those telly things.. Um.. wotsit - computers.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)
# One cretin at my place
told me that the hard drive was making a funny noise "because it was changing direction"
(love_incarnate, Fri 5 Jul 2002, 15:31, archived)
# Woo^Yay
If only it could do something about the inevitable lodging of keys in awkward places.
(Maels, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)