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# Its late, the board is slow and I'm hot so
here is my 1st (deliberate) threadwaste (I think I asked a dumb photoshop question when I first joined)
I need a bit of research for the b3ta comic - what did you call that game when you knock on a door and run away?
1) knocky-door neighbour
2) knocky 9-doors
3) fuck you Mr Jones
etc.

edit: 'Knock down Ginger'? Wha? Never even heard of it. Who is Ginger?
Oh well. Thanks (you bunch of Delinquents)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# no such thing
b3ta comic?

knock-down ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# knock down ginger
someone asked this about a month ago.

EDIT: i haven't read it but it looks to be the right thing...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# knocky knocky knock knockson
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Knock Knock Ginger
where I come from
(Tinky winky has an AK47, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# There was some correspondence running in Private Eye on this recently
where people seemed to think it was called "knock down ginger" or some such.

Look here: www.streetgames.co.uk/knockdg.html

Cherry Knocking
Ding Dong Ditch
Knock and Nash - (Nash is north England slang for run)
Knock and Run
Nicky-Knicky Nine-Doors - (From Canada)
Nicky-Knocky Nine-Doors
Thunder and Lightning
Knocky ido - Posted by Lee Horsman from Middlesborough
Rat-atat-Ginger - Posted by Andy Moore from Wales
Chap door Runaway - Posted by Phil Dawson from Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Ding Dong Dash
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# BISH BASH BOSH!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# DISH DASH DOSH?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# DAZ DOORSTEP CHALLENGE
hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Alfie loves ya
darlin'
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# THAT CUNT DANNY BAKER
and that ginger twat too.

no, that's completely wrong now.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# And for your' next
Sledgehammer trick....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Still a-bashin
:)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# GR££DY BASH!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# RAAAH!!
HULK JUST WATCH NOW!

HULK LEARN FROM MASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# You do have pics of these
smashariffic exploits, right....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# oops!
nope. just a bit less concrete than before.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Bring the hammer with you to Manchester
and Smash all superMoore's presents*

* I really did not suggest this.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# good memory
ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# "if you open the door i'll burn your first born"
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# knock and run
i think some americans call it ding-dong-ditch

EDIT: then looking at some posts, i'd say i dont know what the fuck i'm talking about

RE-EDIT:ok looking again at other posts... blah blah


fuck it
i'm going to bed
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I second 'Knock-and-run'
fuck knows what the other bit was about...
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# yes
this is true.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Number 2


That's a lot of answers all at once!
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# i've heard it called something very baaaad
that i will not repeat
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Not
shit in her cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# no
puke up his ass
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# you could write lyrics
for Cannibal Corpse, you could.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# It was a joke Mike once told:
How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.

I love that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# I'm ass
uming you meant 'gay' there, in which case mwahaha, otherwise ????? :)

This is an editproof response, as opposed to editpoof which would be interesting to watch
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Err, yes.
Yes, that's exactly what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# was it
"fucking punk kids, come back 'ere, i'll 'ave you!"?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# knock a door arun
roor fkil fucking sears. fuckign bastrds
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# knock a door run
damn my fuckinh drunkend spreeling
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# This is quality
you should have emotional turmoil more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# fuck wank shit oc\cock
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# we used to call it
*expletive deleted* knocking
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# knocky
9-doors up here in the frozen north-east.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# we used to call it
putting a burning shit bag on your doorstep

(so that you stamped on it see, genius)

or knock down ginger for the less literal minded kids
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# get the fuck smacked outta ya if your caught.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# we called it:
knock-door-'n'-run

FACT!

we were most original.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Ding Dong Ditch
around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# budding windows
was when you chucked stuff (usually rose hips and not buds at all) at windows

i think the other one was knock door run.

but shite alight was much better.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# I feel like I've missed
a most enlightening childhood.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# you did. i pity you.
garden running was good too - start at one end of the street and run through as many as you can - i stopped that one after my mate got painfully impaled on spiky metal railings trying to jump a hedge.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# sounds like, er,
fun. Or perhaps not :) I'll stick to bad footy and dodgy end-of-term ceremonies like foggy's friday an' that.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)