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# can someone
help me decide if I should go and sunbathe please?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# are you cool?
or hot?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# yes
not for long. and slather on the cream.
Go now, girl! Go!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# but
i just had my legs waxed, and technically you're not supposed to..
Do you think it'll be ok?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Why waste
a good day?
(Fluffster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# lie half in half out of the door?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Or wear waders
?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Or saw off
your torso
(Fluffster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# good plan,
I reckon. all sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Haven't a clue
but I'm sure if you're sensible and put on loads of sun crea, you'll be fine. you can always put your legs in the shade if you're worried
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# i'm sure
you're all right.
I shall go and sunbathe and try and even out my tan.
Thanks everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# do it
but don't end up pink like I did
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# just wanted to say
vulga, you is genius

fuck it, i dont care if you did post this less than 30 min ago, some things need to be shared:

www.youareallcunts.com/users/vulga/b3ta/flash/wogan/
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# What they said
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Oooh, ta!
I've just emailed the linky to that to Mr Wogan himself. Looking forward to seeing if they reply to it in any way. Should be a good giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# :D
Ha ha good luck you loon.
Do you have bail money on standby?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# oh shit
no I don't. However I was very creeping in the email I sent. Even going so far as to ask for an autograph if he likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
# That's the trick.
he he he.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)
# ooh
they're right. That is VERY good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# thankyou
thankyou...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# God dammit
can anybody host it somewhere other than youareallcunts.com?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# why
we are, aren't we?

edit:Where's baz when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Not unless
you have some nice server somewhere with Vulga's flash file on!

Don't really like having that domain name in my logs so I've set it to 127.0.0.1 in my hosts file. Along with goatse.cx.
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Yarr!
if anyone has a spare 1.3 Mb to host this elsewhere other than my rudely-named url, please get in contact! Email addy in profile!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# I'm uploading to my webspace as we speak
I wanted to see it that much ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)
# cool!
as long as you keep the html file with it, I don't mind at all (and you could email me the address if that's alright, just in case someone emails me wating to see it through their poxy firewall)
*edit* thanks for the M3ss3nger mail! Got it just as I finished writing this bit!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I'd do it
but I've only got cacking MSN space and that'd go down faster than a lady of the night at Kings Cross.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# that
is brilliant. i love terry. bu i love this more. woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Who
doesn't love Terry?
*edit* in a non bumgay way, of course
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Yes...
I was in my pool earlier and it were lush..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# yes but
not for too long, too often, or you'll look like an old handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# I look like one already....
There's no hope for me then...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# have a little go
and see if it's too hot.
You don't want to get all burnt
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# I think you
have found a new way to advertise things.

Drink Guinness,
Its quite nice.
But don't drink to much, you might get a bit sick.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# You're right
Eat Jam
It spreads easily
But don't get it on your clothes, it's very sticky
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# buy pointy shoes
they are pretty and frivolous
but make sure they fit or you'll get blisters.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Eat sausages,
they're very nice indeed.
But make sure they're properly cooked and that you don't eat too many.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# that depends
do you have a laptop and a wireless internet connection?

*basks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Ooo
you got wi fi?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# yes
it am great. Can't see the screen very clearly though, so no photoshops this arvo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Is it good ?
I'm thinking of upgrading or treating myself.
Wasn't too sure about speed and reliability.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# It is
quite simply
The Way Forward.

But you'll have to ask Tomsk about it rather than me, he set ours up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Okey dokey.
/Goes off to spend huge amount of money.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# pah..
I shall have to go internetless, but I shall occupy myself with a book instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# wow
how retro
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)