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[challenge entry] Put the MANLINESS back into the hoovering
With TRIPLE flame belching exhausts, alloy wheels and unique flame motifs, the MANHOOVER puts the FUN back into HOUSEfunWORK!
How the fook can anything described as having a

From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# SUCK IT!
SUCK IT HARD!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# cool!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! giblethead2000, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# gnnnh fnng
/seizure
(Clockwork, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Are you
ok?
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha!
oh that's brilliant! Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# orchestral manhoovers in the dark
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# The possibilities
are endless...
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# not really endless now are they...
possibly a few...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Sorry
=hangs head in shame=

:oP
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Millitary manhoovers in Iraq
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# ahh c'mon -
with flame belching exhausts, even I would think about hoovering.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# That's
sorta the idea...?!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# But you see,
Pep is a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# That's
not the point...

um

=looks lost and rather crestfallen=
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# But surely you
made the Hoover to attract to men, but Pep is a girl.
Do you see where I'm going with this?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Yes I see where you're going
And that is why I hung my head in shame. I will refrain from jumping to response interpretive conclusions in future.
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# *fires up outlook*
Dear Mr Dyson....
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# You'd need
some sort of kevlar ankle protection though, to stop your pegs from burning.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# you're right you know
you sensual alchemist you.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I know,
and I rather like term Sensual Alchemist.
Now, if only I can work out what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# I don't.
I makes me think you are one of those people who take up sensual massage in order to get their grubby hands on tits, nobbies, bums, etc of another person.

I hate the term "sensual". It disgusts me. I had a fook the other day with some bloke who offered me a sensual massage. I nearly vomited. What's wrong with immediate penetrative sex?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Immediate?
Brace yourself love, i'm going in dry...
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# A cow who
tries to create gold from other base substances in a suggestive/sexual manner?
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# It means
you are trying to convert your leaden character into emotional gold.

I think
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# yeah but think about it
flame belching exhausts
carpet gets burned to ashes
no more carpet...
...no more hoovering!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# yeah
but it looks cool
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# You could always
hoover up the ashes?
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)