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# evening
we're all in an internet cafe about 1/4 mile from the pub where the rest of the b3tans are in Edinburgh.

The oddest thing is, is that someone else has used this computer to use the board.

berk and wildheart are very very drunk.

(berk) oio, i'm a little tispy but i'm not vwerlu drunks

(kitty) ok then.

he also just recited how much the mouse costs online.

:)
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# heeee
it's a genius netscroll +
#5.99 rome overclockers.co.uk i bleive
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# oh
gawd!

some interesting posts later no doubt!

keep berk away from sharp objects!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# heee
i got little bag of tricks at castle spacefish

and big bottle of 20/20 in pocktyes
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# oh
god
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# how do you think I feel?
I'm very sober.

/kitty
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
# kill them both
and use them as skis, you'll ski yourself to the lowest part of edinburgh
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# hehe
we're too fat to be used as skis.

sledges on the other hand.... or maybe bouncy castles
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# oh yes bouncy castles
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)
# hehe
you want to bounce on my mast? /berk

(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# come closer sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# oooh
in edinburger, get that pert little arse of yours up here.

i'll show you a good time.
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
# hehehe
i don't think so somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# bah
no bangbang for berk :-(
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)
# where
would that be? Cumbria?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Good!
Keep us updated!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# you like bag?

oh, and berk would like edinburger men for sex
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Big bag.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# you want my
big bag.

(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# oh dear`
/kitty
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# I live in edinburgh.
which cafe is it
(1, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# the pear tree
is the pub maybe.

the cafe is really near there because these two are too drunk to walk very far.
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# hello
what time do the pubs close there? Isn't it about 5am?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# 3am usually
but I think it might be extended for festival
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# hello all!
enjoy yourselves!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Have a good one
I too am off to the pub. Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# I'm at Heathrow Airport
right now and I'm wanking as I write this.

and sweating a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# I get to spend a very very long time at Heathrow
the monday after next, in fact
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Do you live there?
I want to live at an airport. Then after it's closed, go joyride all the planes! Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# toot toot!
look after them!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)
# I'll try
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)
# noooo
kill us


kill us HARD!
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# actually, yes.
kill them hard.

(sorry i had to take off without saying goodbye to you guys last week, btw, but i was running late for work)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# that's ok
thanks for having us :)
(Count Scrotula, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
# I'll wave too.
You've probably already been kicked out though. Never mind.
You must all try the Whiskey and Irn Bru. All Scots people drink it I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Hi!
Hope you're still reading this thread even though it's nearly at the bottom.
Sorry I couldn't make it, hope you're all having a great time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 22:19, archived)