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[challenge entry] Crappity Crap
First time I've ever tried to do this, and with paint too, so please have mercy on the shiteness of it.



It's TV for men...

From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)

(~Sunny~, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)
# good
first go. Make sure you edit it and make it a competition entry though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Thanks
okay. Thanks for not being cruel :)
(~Sunny~, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)
# pah
some b3tans are nice!
even if you are trying to steal my Orlando..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# We can share
You can have him from the waist up.
(~Sunny~, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)
# well
ok. At least I can have his beautiful face, and I'm sure I can find a decent, um, replacement lower half somewhere..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# good luck
I, for one, am having Brad Pitt's upper half. clichéd though it may be, it remains the reason why many girls fail their GCSEs watching Fight Club and Spy Game over and over and over again...
(~Sunny~, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# you have to choose
Orlando or Iain
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# no no
it's fine, i can absolutely handle at least both of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# ooer
I see what you mean regarding your restraint

lo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# ha
this is me being restrained! Fortunately there are no pictures, so noone shall get to see me otherwise..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# good job
it may get messy, with both of em fighting for your affections
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Don't lower your guard!
She's just lulling you into a false sense of security.

And welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)
# yay
thank you, kind b3tan.
(~Sunny~, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Alls I can see
is NORKS!

Good job!
Oh.. uhh.. wait:
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)
# STANDARD B3TAN WELCOME TO FOLLOW
HELLO AND WELCOME TO B3TA!

So, you've decided to give up on life and
join us on our quest of perfecting three
of the 7 deadly sins. (you pick your 3)

Here are some thing you might want to know:

1) Please don't post images that are not yours,
or hosted by you. This is "bandwidth stealing"

2) Confused by our lingo? try www.flibz.com/dictionary you cockbadger!*

3) When in doubt, shop a kitten.

4) Don't feed the trolls (refer to your b3tan dictionary for this definition)

5) Stick it up your arse! (from Baz)




*for grammatical effect only
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Very nice
but asre?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# D'oh!
Pure stupidity
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)
# Heh heh heh
Love No. 5
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Thank our personal troll Baz
For that one...

Figured I'd put it on there so you get the full effect now.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Thank you
for your kind words of wisdom, ancient one. I will heed them well.
(~Sunny~, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Ancient one???
Crikey, am I that fucking old?

I did find out that I am pretty high up on the list of registrars...

And I still haven't paid... I suck.

edit: YOu are, of course, welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# i quite like
that

well done to you sir/madam
(vork and burlap, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Madam, if you please
~slaps head~ How could I forget football?
(~Sunny~, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# in that case
well done fair maiden

my, I'm in an oddly jolly mood
(vork and burlap, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)
# well it'd get me
watching telly again!

you need to enter into the compy though
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)
# all day
everyday?
I like those odds!
*switches tv on*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# yarrr
ye be welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# hehehe
wooo
welcome kitten pulling shop
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Yay
except that nothing will make blokes interested in Eastenders..!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# ;)
I tried...
(~Sunny~, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)