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[challenge entry] iiiiiit's MAGIC!

From the Photoshop the Klan challenge. See all 616 entries (closed)

(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Wizbit
now that was a wierd program..
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# What do you expect
from Paul Daniels!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Not a lot.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)
# he fucked 1,000 ladies you know
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# I did not know that.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# in the arse?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Not at the moment, thanks,
I'm a little busy.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# the method of entry wasn't discussed
it was in some tv documentary about him. interviewer asked him about it, paul daniels admitted it.

I reckon they were dinner ladies.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# 1000 dinner ladies
in one big sweaty session in the school gym.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:49, archived)
# why?
are dinner ladies more up for anal sex then, say, cleaning staff or an office secretary?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I bet he
strapped them down in his "Cutting in half" box and then did the deed.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# *remembers*
it was the louis theroux doc. Worth digging out.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I bet that was his chat up line,
"Ooh, she's worth digging out, ho ho!"

"Come away from that graveyard Paul."

"Now that's magic, ho ho, not a lot"
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:55, archived)
# I bet I know
how he did it.
MAGIC!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# How the fuck did he end up
with the lovely Debbie Mgee, then? Unless she was the best? Scary.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I wonder...

Does her cheque book have "Mrs The Lovely Debbie McGee" as her name?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:49, archived)
# "So, what did you see in the millionaire Paul Daniels?"
/Mrs Merton
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Maybe she was the lucky 1,000th lady
and that's how he chose her.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# at the same time?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# did he say
"you're going to like this..."
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:49, archived)
# "Oh,
yes, Paul!"
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:50, archived)
# "...not a lot..."
>fnar fnar<
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Wahey!
Hee hee :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)