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I hate to sound like a party-pooper...

But did we vote this week?

I personaly don't like this compo very much at all, and I an see it causing problems.

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.90Nz0., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

THE DICTATOR

DECIDED
bow down puny human etc etc

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Pootle, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)

its already driven popular board members away

and offended atleast one...

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)

Oh stop whinging.

It's not going to change, so just put up with it or piss off.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)

hey baz

go fuck yourself in the face with a shovel

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)

How would that

work?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)

I dunno

but I'd like to see the pictures

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Pootle, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)

i think

it would involve forcing a shovel into his face repeatdly?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)

But that's not

fucking is it, that's called "hitting".
I think its disgusting how you advocate violence like that...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)

speaking as someone who had a shovel repeatedly...

blah blah blah

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)

That explains it

(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)

...repeatedly smashed into anyone's face who dared mock him...

I'll get my men onto it.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)

no no no

its only hitting if the shovel dosnt want to do it, otherwise its fucking, im pretty sure anyway

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)

I think its disgusting

how you can make thinly veiled rape jokes.
So far you've advocated violence and rape by making jokes about them, what's next? Sex with dead children?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)

I love you

even more now.

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Banana, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)

And I love you too,

sexually.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)

you really are just like baz arnt you

as you and the other board members pointed out
"this is a satirical board"

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)

ahem

I believe you started it.

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Banana, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)

Then

what's the problem with the KKK stuff?
Have you changed your mind?
And how dare you compare with me BAz, he's a right cunt.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)

a righ

cunt - ooooh that's harsh

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Banana, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)

Helloo!

Sorry, just popped off to do some work. Did anything happen while I was away?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)

no i havnt changed my view

but i just think that you should stand by your convictions, you said it was a satirical board, so therefore the post should be viewed as satire

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)

Then what's the difference?

Tell me, cos I don't know.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)

Touch me

(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)

Touch me

I want to feel your body, your heart beat next to mine...

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Banana, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)

My place at 1830 then

(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)

I have

just washed my touching finger.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)

It's like

a beautiful sausage.

Phwoar!

(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)

Sadly

you can't contradict yourself and be respected here.

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Banana, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)

so your view that this competition was tasteless

was satire?

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butchbint, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)

if thats how you choose to view it

i cant change your opinions to views

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)

That's no

argument! It doesn't even make sense.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)

Fucking hell

it's like David Frost in the 60s

(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)

Bovine!

I think we need a separate list

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butchbint, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)

Use satire tags!

They work!

(Amerella, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)

I think he needs

a whole libary section all to himself.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)

i love you

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Banana, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:26, archived)

I'm still here,

who's more popular than me?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)

Me.

Come on, who likes me more than Bovine?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)

I do

you have softer hands.

(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)

But I give

better blow jobs.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)

You used to

Baz has some new tricks.

(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)

Me, for one.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)

I do*

*may not be true

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Darkedge, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)

i prefer you

you smell of vodka

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)

I do.

You swallow, he spits.

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)

he doesn't like you

he gargles with me

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Darkedge, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)

i get

bubbles

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)

No I get bubbles,

you get Michael Jackson.

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)

women who feel obliged

to post pictures of their norks

(dognutz, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)

Seconded

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)

It doesn't appear to have driven

some others that are making themselves less popular away though, does it?

(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)

No.

Tough shit.
Fuck off if you don't like it.

We've already finished this discussion if you'd care to check the spazz.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)

Baz, how fucking old are you?

Have you ever responded without that kindda responce? Are you trying to make up for something?

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.90Nz0., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)

28. Only to fuckwits like you.

Check my profile.

And learn to spell.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)

Well THAT puts me in my place,

for a 28 year old, you sure do act like that kid from school that takes the piss out of people to make himself feel bigger.

Do you know him? You've become him.

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.90Nz0., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)

may I pass on my congratulations

to Baz.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)

I second that

I take viagra to make myself feel bigger, so I'm glad he's found a cheaper way of doing it.

(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)

Baz is much more offensive, and far more entertaining.

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Pootle, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)

are you really that intelictually devoid

that you have to insult people on their spelling?

most people see past that and to the context of the message, obviously you are too simple to understand this concept

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)

pssst...

he went to Oxford you know

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:26, archived)

I went to Oxford

it was nice, I did some shopping and had lunch with my friend then later I got the train home.

(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)

*in awe*

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)

You spelt

'wee' wrong :)

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)

\chthonic

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)

intellectually

(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:26, archived)

"Intellectually"

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)

that is why I always open up word and run a spell check, when I am arguing with people on the board

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Pootle, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)

I went to a harsh 60s/70s Irish school

where spelling was beaten into us.

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)

I'm a bit dyslipstick

so I like to sure I am right.

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Pootle, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)

Don't be such a doormat, Baz.

Let people know you have opinions too!

Let your soul free!

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)

hahahahaqhaha

HAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHA

quality :)

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slight yoinks!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)

I believe this here

www.b3ta.com/board/1825938
sums it up nicely

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)

It's not about it being a compo that doesn't meet my criteria

I couldn't care less about that,

It's the fact that on this kindda thing, I have to close down the fucking window every time someone walks in.

It's the fact that I feel that this kindda posting is wrong.

If I posted a Goatse, or a physicaly ditered person (ie, the girl with the big chin), you would give me a rightfull bollocking.

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.90Nz0., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)

I wouldn't personally

and as you can see below, I'm not a great fan of the compos in general, and this one is gonna have more repeated obvious stuff than your average one, more than likely anyway.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)

I think the big difference is that

the KKK are a bunch of titheads who deserve to have the mickey taken out of them and handicaps and Big Face girl do not.
Which is why this compo is spot on.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)

Big Face Girl,

put herself in the media, so does that give us the right?

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.90Nz0., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)

I thought we had the right

cos she's got a big face.

(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)

who is this lady with a larger than usual face

you speak of?

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popt_art, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3128203.stm

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butchbint, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)

ta love...

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popt_art, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)

It's not gossip

I haven't slept with her.

(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)

Well

By the same logic it's OK to make racist jokes about Martin Luther King?
Fuck it, he deserved to get shot, he asked for it.

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butchbint, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)

As far as racist jokes go

shooting him was probably a little extreme.

(Mattyboy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)

True, I agree with you there (about my above statement)...

What about if we start going on about Hamas? would that be wrong in your opinon?

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.90Nz0., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)

Not really

That's less of a clearcut issue

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butchbint, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)

you said mickey!

wooo.. it's working!

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popt_art, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)

I'd also like to state

that with most of the weekly challenges, they start boring me by the time monday comes around, because there's only so much that can be done, and the obvious stuff just keeps coming back over and over again.
I just don't bitch about it because there's not much point, before too long the rate of compo entries drops and you can just get back to enjoying all the non-compo stuff people post on the board.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)

Again

a sensible attitude.

(Amerella, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)