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# aye - tis
and also counts as treason - the only crime in britain which can still be punished by the death penalty
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# I thought
that you could still be hung for eating the Queens swans?
(Marwood, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# I ate a swan once
tasted like lead
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# that
falls under treason I think, 'cause you're stealing her stuff or something

however I doubt the imigrants who'd ate them last month got hung...
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# oooh
immigrants
(freddybloggspooh Smash!, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Imegrants!?
Eating swans!?!

So the free housing, mobile phones, food vouchers and £500 towards a car isnt enough, now they have to eat our swans too!

Damned them, damned them all back to Calais!
(Marwood, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)
# I thort they abolished all of those
with a law a couple of years back. It wiped out all the arcane stuff like shooting Welshmen in the back in Hereford and playing footie on Sunday and stealing bees is ok if they were swarming, etc, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# my favourite one
is that Christmas puddings are technically illegal.

So they should be too, they are fucking horrible.
(Marwood, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# How come
They're illegal then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# One of the Kings
I forget which one, decided that they were disgusting and banned them. Then like the other stupid laws, it never got overulled so technically is in place.

Oh, and all taxi drivers should by law have a bail of hay in their boot at all times.
(Marwood, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# A mate of mine had a 'revenge kit'
which included an official looking sticker that said "It is illegal to tip the driver" in 8 different languages.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# not forgetting
a sack of oats www.dumblaws.com WARNING: Crappy american site for stupid people who sign up to humour mailing lists - activate the popup blocker
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Just found this and breathed a sigh of releif.
www.richard.clark32.btinternet.co.uk/timeline.html
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Woo hoo!
Crack out the swan sandwiches!
(Marwood, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# you catch one then.
I'm not risking having an arm broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)