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# I feel less sorry for Dave now
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# You should.
He told her the Binary joke - you know, "only 10 kinds of people in this world", that one.

No, really, he did.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Oh.
I feel a little less sorry for him now, then.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# You were evesdropping weren't you
did you feed the cat before you left to get married? Apparently it's good luck, so is meeting an Elephant
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# er
I put the cats in prison the cattery before I got married. Is that bad?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# I don't think so
did you meet an elephant?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# nope.
Only a Mother-in-Law*.

*She's very nice.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# how do you do.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# wotcha
:D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# i'm making another kitten poem for you!
call it a wedding gift!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# you'll be lucky
you married a womble, the elephant would have added that extra shine
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# we're quite friendly
y'know
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# the singular cat?
what did you do with the other one?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# *whistles nonchalantly*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# i think i used to have a gif of you
eating a cat, but unfortunately msn lost it
(edit) ooh, sine-wave-tastic
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# how evil.
So evil even MSN couldn't stand it.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# now i think about it
i think it was someone else eating a cat and you standing next to them

there was probably a good reason for it at the time
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# I like that joke
but it only works written down.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# tch, what an idiot
/crosses binary joke from chat-up line list
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Binary joke?
Tell me, tell me, tell me!
/geek
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# you can probably guess it
'there are only 10 type of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't'

hilarious!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# i was hoping there'd be a sleazier one
like "you'll go 00000 when i give you 1"
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)