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# After something Dennis Norden said last night
(I helped save b3ta! shavedchimp something something oranges something, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# *looks around*
Is this one of those things that happens in Britain but they don't tell the rest of us in the USA what happened? Or am I just missing something?
(-Ironic Ferret-, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Just know
that it's Jimmy Tarbuck
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# Jimmy Tarbuck
buck toothed , golf playing . Kenny Lynch loving scouse 70's comedian (?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# You forgot
"paedophile".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# hurrah!
quick, people, make me giggle.
I've sustained happiness for quite some time now and i fear it may drop soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# *puts on bikini*
*chases SSG in Benny-Hill fashion*

Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# teehee.
that'll be fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# he said "happiness"
not "a penis"!

or am I reacting the wrong way to you in a bikini?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# that is entirely the correct way to react
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# provided
that I am not within striking distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# I have to be careful
I've met her and conversed with her, so she'll be able to pick me out of a lineup and splat me with her handbags if I'm too rude...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# you missed my kittenly poem!
i riddled it with fluffiness and bras!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# you could always...
repost?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# ha! me?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# poor kitten!
(why was she sorting the whites from the reds after washing them? I mean they must've been washed if she was preparing to dry them, and if you put unsorted whites and reds in the washing machine you get lovely pink things back...)

God, I'm petty. It's a lovely anim. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# she was getting ready to put them in!
i made it yesterday as a late wedding present for you, but you missed my message and went to sleep! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# It's very kind
thank you. I was a bit fluey last night so I had to get my beauty sleep, sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# it's ok!
i did another kitten poem but a 2nd repost in 1 thread is just rude!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# I don't live here!
I was out buying shoes!

Mmmm, silver high-heeled wedge sandals... I am so 50's.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# but
you carry it off so well...

part of your new halloween get-up, or new work togs perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# No
I just liked them.

I start college tomorrow, wheee!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# blimey
married and going to college... that was a poor move, his income will affect your grants and subsidies ;)

watcha studying again, interior design or something? 50s is back in for that, in fact I personally would love a 50s style room as and when I get a house to put it in
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# yeah but
his income will also affect my spending money, and frankly I can live with that.

I'll do you a discount when I graduate. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# yay!
*would print message for future reference, but has no printer as mentioned higher up*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# i have a thing for trousers.
it's odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# arf!
sod it...I'm too nervous to sit around here talking to you lovely people...I have to revise and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
#
good luck !
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# fanks!
Lets see how many f5's it takes before I go!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Oh blimey.
I've just noticed your name.

That was silly, wasn't it? *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# It was silly
It just seemed like a good idea at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# It will either get all the stress out of the way at once and you'll have a bonza booze-up that night
(not to mention hot sex - massive feelings of relief after catastrophes are well known for leading to hot sex)

...or your brane will explode.

/wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# I don't think I have a brane
but Mr Hart is meeting me after the exam to take me for food
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# And hot sex
I should damn well hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# That goes without saying
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# that's what it tastes like to me
lol
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# Well, it was..
ground this morning.

sorry for the punnage, even when it doesn't quite fit
(eight, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# bah!
peeeeeeaaaaa-roooooooooast!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# I see your Tarbucks Coffee
and raise you a Jimmy Starbuck
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)