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# Fly, Burton, Fly!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Burton
is burning up on re-entry!

Is his last name "Columbia" bychance?

*SLAPS SELF AGAIN*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# I
like it !
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# He might need a plaster,
that looks like it could sting.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
burton rocks!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# named
after Richard Burton... I really need to stop listening to War Of The Worlds
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# ohhhh
laaaaaa....wtf is that meant to mean anyways.....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# it`s


the sound the Martians make - their war cry, if you like :-)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# thats
it....sounds like the sound a martian makes after a good dump.....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# you mean
the sound Martian makes after a good dump! or is he still "Morrish"?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# not
after a ginsters pastie.....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)
# i'm not sure
i've ever heard martian make that noise.
What have you been doing to him?!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# it
involves an invisible ray of heat...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# have you been in the loo
with him when he does a poo?

ugh!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Have
you?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# certainly not!
harumph!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# that's not nice!

(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Er
glad to hear it..!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Richard Burton?
War of the worlds?

Uhh.. Orson Welles?

Or am I daft?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# not daft at all
Richard Burton narrates Jeff Wayne`s musical version - check it out, it`s totally brilliant, especially the bits with David Essex in!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)
# The chances of anything coming from Mars
are a million to one... but still, they come!!!

(Bam Bam Baaaaaaaaaaaaaam, et cetea... listening to it now, thank you very much...)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Don't forget
Phil fucking Lynott!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)
# David Essex
represent.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:15, archived)
# woo!
those bastards at n.a.s.a knew there was a problem an'
yet they still let the
mission go ahead!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# In ancient Greek mythology,
Prometheus ascends Mount Olympus, fools the gods, steals fire and then returns to earth to give it to his fellow mortals. This did not please the Gods. Fire gave humans too much power. So Zeus chains Prometheus to a rock, to be tortured for eternity.

www.guerrillanews.com/sci-tech/doc1040.html
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# And I always thought that Zeus was.....bad Zeus!
*reasseses whole life*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# did he then
become Monkey out of Monkey Magic?

YAA-TATATATA!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pigsy!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Click here to translate this page into Japanese automatically! (please be patient, as it may take a short time)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# ‹?–AƒnƒEƒWƒ“ƒO‚̃uƒ?ƒbƒN !
‹?–AƒnƒEƒWƒ“ƒO‚̃uƒ?ƒbƒN , I say!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)
# name, everything...perfect
woo!!
p.s. glad to see Queen etc, clearer on site :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# That's one
fast elephant!

ANIMATE!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)