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# i could
make a joke about being the king of the unix editor 'vi' but i cant be arsed ive only got paint @ work.

mod edit: fair enough, not really worth putting in the challenge is it...
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# yes.
i told me job interviewees to give me their job or taste my fist
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# i take it you start monday then
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
i don't think i got it, something to do with me being at uni,
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# never mind
you can come and work for me in my shop
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# looks like someones gonna get a fisting
soon then.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# A punch?
Or a fisting?
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# or both?
(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# sex and violence?
no wonder they only interviewed over-18s.
(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Sounds like my job
its grrreat *said in Tony the Tiger voice*
(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
#
and.. and?
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# did they tell you to stick it up your arse?
(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# basically
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# So did you stick your fist up your arse?






...actually, please don't answer that.
(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# and it's been done before

and you haven't posted a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Front page this now.
\sarcasm
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# yes and
we probably still wouldn't have laughed
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# this is the winner.
stop the challenge now. there's no more point in it.
(kerouac, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# that
sucks
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# i know, but
when you get an entry as brilliant as this, what's the point of going on?
(kerouac, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# you're
right, unless... we kill him, then he can't win
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Paint
is an acceptable program. Do it. Do it now. Or else.
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Ahem.
(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# heheh
that actually made me laugh.. better lay off the Dr.Pepper
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# why
are you using vi then? surely notepad is a bit more hi tech
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# And you wasted words on this why?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# .
and it's pronounced 'vee eye'

time for a pointless pedantry war! woo! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# noooooooo
it's pronounced eye (the v is silent)
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# no!
its pronounced "bigfloppydonkeydick"
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# well
that was an enormous thread about nothing in particular
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)