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(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# As much as I
hate these David Bland related posts, this one is inspired!

You deserve a WOO. Oh sod it, have a YAY too!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# haha
I misread that as David Blaine
(chris the dragon number 2, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Mr Blaine's on water only.
Pure water. He can't get any salt to replace that pissed out. If he keeps it up then, according to this week's New Scientist, he'll be unconscious by the end of the month. 100% FACT.

If he's not unconscious by 1st October then HE'S, basically, A FRAUD.

That is all.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Yep, someone else mentioned this
Can't remember who. We'll just have to wait and see methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# It was me.
It's my new meme. It's also true.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Oh ok
Fair enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# No he's a magician
it's a magic trick...

you'll like it, not a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# I won't.
That is all.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# then wheres the
beautiful assistant!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Yeah wheres
Debbie McGee in a spangly leotard?
(thediscokingpin, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# "So, Debbie McGee...
What first attracted to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"
[/Mrs Merton]
(Oracus, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I refuse
to like it.
And it's dumb.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Me too
but he's still a magician.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# no...
really? you suspect he may not be doing this honestly, and may in fact be perpetrating some kind of illusion?

what a ridiculous accusation... to level at an... illusionist... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# mm
interesting!

i can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# He's on water only,
if by the end of the month he hasn't turned into an 8 foot carrot, then basically, he's a FRUIT
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# that's a controversial statement
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# i like to live
dangerously
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# This is possible how?
I fear your grasp of physiology is somewhat lacking Mr Elephant.

Why not a fungus, sir?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# because he's
a fun guy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Kindly leave the stage...
...
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# ba
dum
tish
(chris the dragon number 2, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Whatever he is on
and whatever he does, he's a TWAT
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Then ignore him.
It's simple enough. Is he a societal troll, mewonders?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Aye, and I have been trying to ignore him
but people keep on mentioning him.

If anything, good or bad, it has been a massive publicity stunt and he has raised his profile.

I will continue to try and erase the prat from my memory.........

societal troll...heh heh...me likey
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Social Engineering 101
Read. Enjoy. Use.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Ooohhh
Thanks.

I'm off to be to read some Social Engineering...see you B3tans tomorrow at some point!!

Night night!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# What if
there's something in the water?

Oooh.. I just had a thought... how is he getting his water? Bottles?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# acidacidacidacid
we need to contact the suppliers..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# he's
on acid?

That explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# No, a dickhead is up before the beak for tampering with his supply.
It's obviously not just "water". I claim on this gag. I rule.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# MORE than obviously...
He still has rolls...

Why would someone do this.. NOW of all freaking times!

I mean REALLY!

Pathetic... they'll reveal how he did it on Fox, I'm sure...

Do you think they could FIT a 12" Roast Beef on a baguette up that thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# tube
someone tried to cut it this morning
gah! piss of the mind
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Very true
it's called hypontraemia or something like that. AFAIK, it's what ends your life if you take ecstacy and drink too much water, too.
(Scary Dave, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# AWESOME!
except.. wouldn't Dr. Evil bungle at trying to kill him?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Don't know!
Isn't he over water, rather than land?
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Yes!
Kill him!
Do it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Yes! Ignore the swine!
Do it!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Kill him a lot!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# my pearoast

(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# MUAHAHAHA
DIE BLAINE DIE
(RF, Wed 17 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Yes
indeedy
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 17 Sep 2003, 19:47, archived)