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# .
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# As much as I
hate these David Bland related posts, this one is inspired!

You deserve a WOO. Oh sod it, have a YAY too!

:D
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# haha
I misread that as David Blaine
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Mr Blaine's on water only.
Pure water. He can't get any salt to replace that pissed out. If he keeps it up then, according to this week's New Scientist, he'll be unconscious by the end of the month. 100% FACT.

If he's not unconscious by 1st October then HE'S, basically, A FRAUD.

That is all.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Yep, someone else mentioned this
Can't remember who. We'll just have to wait and see methinks.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# It was me.
It's my new meme. It's also true.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Oh ok
Fair enough :)
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# No he's a magician
it's a magic trick...

you'll like it, not a lot.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# I won't.
That is all.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# then wheres the
beautiful assistant!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Yeah wheres
Debbie McGee in a spangly leotard?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# *shudder*
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# "So, Debbie McGee...
What first attracted to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"
[/Mrs Merton]
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I refuse
to like it.
And it's dumb.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Me too
but he's still a magician.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# no...
really? you suspect he may not be doing this honestly, and may in fact be perpetrating some kind of illusion?

what a ridiculous accusation... to level at an... illusionist... oh.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# mm
interesting!

i can't wait.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# He's on water only,
if by the end of the month he hasn't turned into an 8 foot carrot, then basically, he's a FRUIT
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# that's a controversial statement
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# i like to live
dangerously
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# This is possible how?
I fear your grasp of physiology is somewhat lacking Mr Elephant.

Why not a fungus, sir?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# because he's
a fun guy
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Kindly leave the stage...
...
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# ba
dum
tish
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Whatever he is on
and whatever he does, he's a TWAT
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Then ignore him.
It's simple enough. Is he a societal troll, mewonders?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Aye, and I have been trying to ignore him
but people keep on mentioning him.

If anything, good or bad, it has been a massive publicity stunt and he has raised his profile.

I will continue to try and erase the prat from my memory.........

societal troll...heh heh...me likey
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Social Engineering 101
Read. Enjoy. Use.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Ooohhh
Thanks.

I'm off to be to read some Social Engineering...see you B3tans tomorrow at some point!!

Night night!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# What if
there's something in the water?

Oooh.. I just had a thought... how is he getting his water? Bottles?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# acidacidacidacid
we need to contact the suppliers..
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# he's
on acid?

That explains a lot.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# No, a dickhead is up before the beak for tampering with his supply.
It's obviously not just "water". I claim on this gag. I rule.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# MORE than obviously...
He still has rolls...

Why would someone do this.. NOW of all freaking times!

I mean REALLY!

Pathetic... they'll reveal how he did it on Fox, I'm sure...

Do you think they could FIT a 12" Roast Beef on a baguette up that thing?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# tube
someone tried to cut it this morning
gah! piss of the mind
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Very true
it's called hypontraemia or something like that. AFAIK, it's what ends your life if you take ecstacy and drink too much water, too.
(, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# AWESOME!
except.. wouldn't Dr. Evil bungle at trying to kill him?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Don't know!
Isn't he over water, rather than land?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Yes!
Kill him!
Do it!!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Yes! Ignore the swine!
Do it!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Kill him a lot!!!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# my pearoast
(, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# MUAHAHAHA
DIE BLAINE DIE
(, Wed 17 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Yes
indeedy
(, Wed 17 Sep 2003, 19:47, archived)