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# did anyone else read this today.....A Cautionary Tale......
STUDENT CUTS OFF PENIS AND TONGUE


A student cut off his penis and tongue with garden shears while tripping on an hallucinogenic drug.


The 18-year-old German went into his garden and set about severing his organs after downing a tea made with the plant Angels' Trumpet.

The plant is a powerful and dangerous hallucinogen.

Doctors were unable to re-attach either his penis or tongue.

The student has been named only as Andreas, from Halle in Germany.

His mother said: 'Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes.'

When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.

Angels' Trumpet is the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany.

Doctors said the teenager would need years of support.

Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: 'Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years.

'Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed.'

germans....you gotta love em......(giggle)
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)
# oops
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# And?
I did that to myself, did me no harm.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# bloody
nullos
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Ooooh,
the pain!!! :( Heheheh, nice story tho.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# he was tripping
so it was probably quite nice.
be a bit uncomfortable afterwards though.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# he possibly thought
it was some kind of snake
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# yes that isnt uncommon
he is after all german.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# hehe
well hung germans cool


I once had a dream, where people could pull their genitals from their bodies and attatch again so men and women could swap organs to feel each others pleasure :)
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# true
germans are vierd
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# crumbs
maybe not so yay drugs...
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# I was expecting some punchline
about sewing them on the wrong way.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# better than if they reattatched them wrong
"want to french kiss love? down on your knees"
of course, it would make it easier to get a blowjob
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# No
I'd find it just as difficult. but you could give yourself one.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# still makes it easier, even if you are giving it to yourself
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# no one's ever
given me a blow-job.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# me neither
lifes a shit isnt it?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# yuk
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# somebody should pictoralize or animate
/you're all my junky animating bitches!
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# It's a shame
they couldn't have swapped the two over!
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# The doctor has the same name as the guy who cut his nob off
coincidence?
i think not.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)