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# giant domo attacks....
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Blimey!
He could have a battle with super-piglet:
Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# yay
the battle of the errm minute
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# what is domo made of?
i reckon sawdust.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# that and the guts of humans
whats the fear made of! i think its human souls
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# eep!
run little humans, run!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I have a complaint...
...my ISP's DNS server has a cache the size of a peanut, therefore I have taken to pinging less popular sites to get their IP address, which /I then enter in place of the DNS name in Favourites. It speeds up finding and accessing sites lots and lots. THere's a problem though; whenever I do it to the esteemed B3ta message board some images, such as the inestimable Domo above, are replaced with a graphic claiming to be stolen from B3ta. Me say it have broke teeth, how you say? (Been studying Patois on me sick bed, see?)
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# I like grapes
?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I bent my wookie
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# my cat smells of cat food
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# That's not b3ta's fault
it's the fault of people setting up their htaccess in a shoddy manner.
Stop shoddiness now!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Well, that's terrible!
The world is full of injustice today. Why, only this morning Computer Weekly turned up a day late!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# I'll get onto subscription services
and sort that for you.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm not well, you know. (gets taken back to padded bedroom trying to explain something...)
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# shod off!!
:)

(SEAN CONNERY)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Well, Mish Moneypenny.
Internet impressions are great!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# You are a shite for shore eyesh.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Yes,
down with Shoddyness.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I'm not happy with
Haphazardness, either.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Gosh,
nor me.
Down with Shoddyness, Haphazardness, and while we're at it, down with Hastily Constructedness as well.

*waves fist in revolutionary manner*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# can I add: Slapdashism/Slapdashery
and Bingbangwallerwallerdingdong?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# I
like frivolousness and lolloping !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# you probably like frippery too
I've heard about your sort...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# *gibber*
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# If they're hosted on UKDragon
there's an anti-bandwidth-thievery thing in place, so if the image is requested from any server other than b3ta.com or www.b3ta.com, then it returns that image. It's to prevent kiddies leeching and posting the images on message boards, etc. Someone should just tell Kieren, he just needs to update the .htaccess file.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# If it could be sorted...
...it'd make things a lot faster. I mean, it's not like its a tuppence ha'penny ISP, just that b3ta slides out of the cache all the time so you have to access it a few times to get F5 to blinking well work if you go through DNS.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# May I ask which ISP you're with?
So I can add them to a big blacklist.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Whatever you think's best, dear...
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# or
you could just set the referer in your browser..
(radja, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# There's clever.
100% FACT.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Y'know..
you could put an entry in your local hosts file. Search your c: drive for "hosts" then open it in notepad and add the IP for www.b3ta.com

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# There's even more clevererererer.
101% FACT.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# what a super pussy
hmmmm super pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# would the colective noun be a 'Forest' of super pussies
or a 'Quim'
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# snatch !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# hehehehhe quim
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Or a
minge
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# clout
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# A minge with a
fringe?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# ooh
pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Crush them under your mighty paw,
oh sainted one. Anyway, got to bugger off for a bit, cos there's far too many boss types lurking around my office.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Tell them to bugger off and
do some work
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)