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(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Here's your fackin lettas you slaaag.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)
# i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# she's a lez
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# he was talking about
the van
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# no, the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# mmmm...
butch lesbians...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Is it true she's shacked up with
Julie Goodyear?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Its like
some horrific nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# BUT IT'S REAL.
and in my garage.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# god
just imagine them with a 'push me pull you' strapped on

bleurrrrrgghhhhhh

combined age of 211
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Bit like when you
and Fat Boab get together, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# the age bit yes but FB and I are not poofs
we're real men with real mens bodies. Mature with a sense of Knowledge and wisdom. Cultured men with the experience to make any womans body tremble with expectancy leading to ultimate sexual fulfillment
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# euw.
old people sex.
euuuuw.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# I'm old enough to be your grandad
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaarg!
*hides in cupboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# *slips in cupboard with werther's originals and locks door*
"now then, where are you..."
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# *smacks over head with spade*
*legs it*

*returns for werther's original*
*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# *shakes head*
*wanders after slowly collapsing youth who has ingested drugged sweetie*


*chuckles evilly*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# *wakes up covered in melted cheese*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Aw, that ruins one of my favourite bits of celebrity tat.
I always thought it was Moira Stewart.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)