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# that's intriguing
I find it's a bugger having to sift through the rest of it to get to the fashion pages.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# well,
it's hardly the ultimate in investigative journalism, but it provides a giggle. I guess I never grew out of laughing at the problem pages.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Gasp!
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# actually I should admit now that I've not read more! in ages
and don't remember the fashion bits being much good. I just do that with every magazine, pretty much - read the fashion, then the gossip, then get bored.

It's why I love Heat so much - it does all that, and it's funny. *prepares for onslaught of people who don't read it snarling about how crap it is*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# *Snarl*
actually I've never read it. Just fancied snarling ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# But it *is*.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# stick it
up your arse, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
#
insert anti-heat rant here:
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Used to flip through it, until I was stuck on a train with only a heat to read.
I'll never buy it again. It's fifth rate shite that even the tabloids won't touch.


something like that, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Yay to Heat magazine
and National Enquirer too for all those vital details about Jennifer/Ben/Cameron/Justin/Britney/whoever

Yeah, so you feel a little sullied having read them, but who cares?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# My girlf.
Gets heat.

It's a spastic-mess of c-list photos.

Though the celebs caught with hairy pits/deoderant stains/gammy makeup does entertain.

It's sort of like real life photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# the sport
has the best problem pages
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Is it all about
hamstring injuries?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)