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[challenge entry] This took far too long

Do we count Fluffy as a celeb? It's up to you

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(TheBigG, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I so do
he's much more famous than lots of c-list celebs I can't remember, but get featured in More
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# What erudite reading tastes you have.
Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# more can be very funny
it's just a bugger having to sift through the "fashion" pages.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# hum
i quite like their fashion pages, not that i've read it properly in a few years.
It's not as bad as the Times style magazine where i want everything but haven't the slightest hope of affording it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# i have that problem
but in matalan
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# fashion pages just bore me
if I want to look at clothes, I go to a clothes shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# but clothes are so
nice.
And shoes.
I could happily look at shoes all day long.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# So could I.
In fact, I do.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# I recall that we discussed before
about the wide variety of tastes and lifestyles on b3ta.

But you're weird!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# No she isn't.
Just because she insists on good grooming, doesn't make her weird. In fact, it makes her normal, SO BACK OFF! At least we both have won our war on FRUMP. Have you?
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# but it is in your business interests
to make sure women are insecure about their appearance, otherwise they wouldn't pay for the weaves and handjobs
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Women are paying for handjobs?
Am I the only one who finds this idea a little strange?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
#
it's when they have their nails done.
There was no need to take a smutty interpretation
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Then I think the word you need is 'manicure'
as I would imagine 'handjob' has pretty much just the one definition :)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# it's not my area of expertise
so I'll bow to your superior knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# What, you don't know
anything about handjobs? Shirley not.

And I don't do long nails either - can't type properly with them let alone awful acrylic things.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# you've obviously
never had Dawn ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I wear nice clothes and makeup
I've just never seen the point of looking at pictures of clothes and makeup.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# you just try telling me that
Benefit makeup isn't nice to look at!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# sooooooo
beautifooooooooool... I love that stuff.

And also Bloom stuff, 'cos it smells so nice and the lipgloss tastes like choccies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# mmm
Pout in Covent Garden is such a beautiful shop.

I spend a fortune on Benefit when they have 3for2 on in Boots..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# er, sorry!
when I need new makeup I go to Boots ot the Body Shop and buy more makeup. Looking at a picture of the stuff does nothing for me I'm afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Benefit stuff
is really really gorgeous though.
You do, however, pay for its gorgeousness.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# again Dawn
i'm glad to be in such good company.
I bet you have an ever larger selection of clown pendants than me?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# no
no no.
Shopping and a like of shoes and clothes is a normal girl thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# okay
I'm weird! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Me too then
life's too short for fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Not that bothered about the clothes, but shoes
are the essence of life.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# I had
no idea More was still going.

Or that it was bought/read by anyone over the age of 15...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Woo
to the pic up there though!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# that's intriguing
I find it's a bugger having to sift through the rest of it to get to the fashion pages.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# well,
it's hardly the ultimate in investigative journalism, but it provides a giggle. I guess I never grew out of laughing at the problem pages.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Gasp!
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# actually I should admit now that I've not read more! in ages
and don't remember the fashion bits being much good. I just do that with every magazine, pretty much - read the fashion, then the gossip, then get bored.

It's why I love Heat so much - it does all that, and it's funny. *prepares for onslaught of people who don't read it snarling about how crap it is*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# *Snarl*
actually I've never read it. Just fancied snarling ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# But it *is*.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# stick it
up your arse, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
#
insert anti-heat rant here:
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Used to flip through it, until I was stuck on a train with only a heat to read.
I'll never buy it again. It's fifth rate shite that even the tabloids won't touch.


something like that, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Yay to Heat magazine
and National Enquirer too for all those vital details about Jennifer/Ben/Cameron/Justin/Britney/whoever

Yeah, so you feel a little sullied having read them, but who cares?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# My girlf.
Gets heat.

It's a spastic-mess of c-list photos.

Though the celebs caught with hairy pits/deoderant stains/gammy makeup does entertain.

It's sort of like real life photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# the sport
has the best problem pages
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Is it all about
hamstring injuries?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I have very Araldite tastes.
www.morii.jp/railmodel/etc/araldite.jpg
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I bet it's
a bugger on your tongue...
(Plum Pidgeon, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# awww
yay
(I helped save b3ta! wh00ps where's my, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# so cute
that i just wanna gouge its eyes out with a woodenspoon. awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# not
arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)