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[challenge entry] Jesus Christmas

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(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I can see
your christmas tree from here
w/y/h
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:01, archived)
# you go all night long don't you!
jesus!
(Hobbes, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:02, archived)
# like a train

if the rumors are true.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:03, archived)
# *snigger*
fnurk!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Yeah, I can
go like a train.
Choo choo. See!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:13, archived)
# hmmmmmm.....
......sacrelicious !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Yay!
I was thinking of various Jesus things but could think of a decent one. I vaguely recall hearing about confusion of Christmas in Japan where a shop was displaying a crucified Santa in the window to make it more festive.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:02, archived)
# I find Santa on the cross
a most pleasing image.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Santa
carrying a cross, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:06, archived)
# 3 months and counting
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Is it that time already?

Where does my life go to?

Lovely pic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:03, archived)
# I like to ring Jesus College in Cambridge on Christmas Day
And say to the security staff

"Is that Jesus?"
"Yes..."
"Happy Birthday!"
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:05, archived)
# You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:06, archived)
# My boss has collaborations with a
Mexican called Jesus and a Japanese guy called Santa.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:15, archived)
# My hubby
used to work with a guy called Jesus, whose best mate's name was Angel
(MrsA, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I'm guessing
they were both Spanish
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Nope
they were scousers*




*not entirely true
(MrsA, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Yeah
And if Jesus is jewish, how come he has
a mexican name?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Christ??
??
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Woo, first christingle post of the year,
me thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Stop this nonsense!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:24, archived)