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PJaykay and Peter Duncan Goodhew!

Famous for their hit song 'Lets get the space cowboy ready to swim in sticky backed plastic'.

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:11, archived)
# here, you might need this shoehorn to get that in the challenge
;)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Am I the only person to realise that
Jamiroquai only has one song? And it's shit.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:12, archived)
# No they have two
The fast one and the slow one.

And they're both shit.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:13, archived)
# It's the same one
played at different speeds.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:15, archived)
# different
hats though
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:15, archived)
# But he looks like a twat
in all of them.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:18, archived)
# He's
a funky Mr Ben
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:20, archived)
# But not a funky
Gentle Ben.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:21, archived)
# I'd
like to see that...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:23, archived)
# .
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Ah I get it now...
Does the size of the hat denote tempo?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:21, archived)
# There's an old Mark Lamarr joke that goes:
"Sony signed Jamiroquai on a £1 mln, five-album deal in 1997. Unfortunately, the record company forgot specify that they had to be five different albums."
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:18, archived)
# no
i have spotted this, too.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:13, archived)
# You are so right there
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:15, archived)
# 1 song, about saving the environment
and a squillion cars in the garage.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Oh, so
that's what it's about, I always wondered...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:17, archived)
# I completely fail to understand how
the twat in the hat not only persuaded some record company to give him a deal, but how he then persuaded people to buy his fucking awful songs. He is a talentless buffoon with some very good session musicians and a good PR department, nothing more.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:17, archived)
# I saw them before they were famous
someone said they would make it big and I replied "don't be so fucking retarded you dumb twat, they're shit"
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Sounds just like Robbie Williams...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:18, archived)
# The difference bewteen him and the rest
of popdom being?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:18, archived)
# The silly hat(s)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Songs you can listen to more than once.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Even Atomic Shitten? Westlife?
*explodes*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Trouble is, there's always good pop made by bad bands.
Take That were a shower of nob ends with little in the way of talent, but they still made the best version of Could It Be Magic ever. Atomic Shitten, Westlife et al; they're all pretty bloody poor, but they make music people, however cloth eared, like. Even fucking Jamiroquis do that.

But none of them are as good as the great 80s trinity, New Order, Talking Heads and Kraftwerk. Mmmmm, time to get the iPod out
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Interesting point
*imagines shower of nob ends*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:30, archived)
# bastards
the lot of them
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:30, archived)
# I liked
Black Coffee by All Saints. And the Sugababes stuff from the first album. And I actually quite liked that last Danni Minogue song...

(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:53, archived)
# I like poppadoms
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:35, archived)
# my ex girlfriend used to buy all his stuff
then she really fancied him.
It was a perpetual disagreement between us, after a while she would only play his music when she knew I wouldn’t be in the house
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:24, archived)
# I really fancy
the Minogue sisters and Rachel Stevens but have no intentions of buying any of their records.

I just wait until I know the wife will be out for a while, open a fresh box of kleenex and watch their videos with the sound turned down.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:45, archived)