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# :D
A friend and I once took a late night mission to capture a pigeon from Trafalgar square, cook it in the halls of residence' communal kitchen and eat it.

We did, it was gross. It was messy and didn't stretch very far between 2 people. I've got more meat on my little finger, they're nothing more than a flying bag of bones.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)
# that really needs photos
(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# No evidence I'm afraid.
It was also 13 years ago, back when there actually were pigeons there. If I had known then how disease and pollution riddled they were I would never had done it. Ah, to be a scrounging student again...

My wife has eaten 3 live super-wriggly Panamanian worms before, it was for a tv competition thing. Her competitors ate a live crab, a huge raw fish eye and a raw slice of bull's testicle. - Yum.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)
# A council Bylaw
in Stevenage prohibits the feeding of pigeons in the town centre with a fine of up to £2500!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Fucking Tree Rat Vermin !
Unfortunately, in areas where there's a high Asian population the (delete expletive for fear of offending ethnic minorities) feed them - because the pigeon is considered a bird of peace - much like the Dove.

More useless Trivia
(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
# You called?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2003, 9:08, archived)
# I have a friend (honest) who lives in Bradford
and he lives off pigeons he's captured.
He's a refugee, so he's forced to subsist on about £35/week so has to catch pigeons.
The only problem is that since he's a muslim, he has to kill them inna halaal stylee. It's a good job they don't have much blood.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Blimey
poor bloke, needs must I suppose.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# yep
it's either that or go home and be muddered by his country's government for not fighting the rebels or the rebels for not fighting the government or join one side or the other and get killed in battle.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Pidgeons
What a nightmare. This is a genuine offer, he's welcome to come and have a big slap up sunday dinner with me if he likes. Any weekend just let me know.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# that's very kind
but he lives in bradford. however, he may be being shifted to london soon, so I can help him out a bit
(, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)
# MMmmm pigeon
Have to say I quite like pigeon, especially in a pie with a thick gravy (from the bones) and a good rich pastry. YUM.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# is your username
born from the experience :) ?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# :D not for the pigeon incident.
The first time I met my now wife I spent 6 hours throwing up in the bathroom after drinking a disgusting cocktail of everything that was left in the house, the name then stuck. She must have felt sorry for me.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Don't remind me
I did a similar thing recently, I got 3 bottles of beer from the off license, 2 normal and one super strong 10% job. After the third I was like some demon possesed I then proceded to drink as much as possible finishing virtually every bottle of spirit in the kitchen. I then went to bed and couldnt be bothered to go to the toilet to throw up. I was sick in a big box which were my birthday presents. Needless to say I woke up in the morning alone with sick all over the bed with a very smelly box full of sick and presents
(, Thu 9 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)