when i die of brain poisoning
it'll be the aldi 'meat' pies that did it
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Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:35,
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have
you ever had the lasagne pies? they are odd. one day i'm going to have one of those microwave donner kebabs.
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Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:37,
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DONT!
Its not worth it. Go to Samsuns just down from your house.
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Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:43,
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is that the
one near the godawful establishment (formally the ark)? me and me mate once got kebabs from there and sat down over the way to eat 'em. then another bloke came out, crossed the road and said 'is this where you eat the kebabs?'
'um, yes' we replied. what a shit anecdote. i swear it was funny at the time.
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Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:47,
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'um, yes' we replied. what a shit anecdote. i swear it was funny at the time.
A mate was looked at flat
in the student village in manchester, afterwards he was hungry and went to monsoons and got a kebab.
At the moment he was about to start eating it a pigeon flew in and shat in his kebab. True story, i swear.
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Fri 10 Oct 2003, 11:41,
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At the moment he was about to start eating it a pigeon flew in and shat in his kebab. True story, i swear.
oh gods
i've had microwaved kebab. i shudder at the recollection
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Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:52,
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Aldi produce
I once bought the Aldi brand caviar. It was one pound fifty so I thought I should try it just the once. The first mouthful, spread lightly on a cracker, made me vomit for a good ten minutes.
Later on I checked the jar to find that instead of sturgeon eggs, Aldi caviar is made from halibut eggs.
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Fri 10 Oct 2003, 21:00,
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Later on I checked the jar to find that instead of sturgeon eggs, Aldi caviar is made from halibut eggs.