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# Hacker dude.
Hacking.
Weird shit happens.
Offered pills.
Gets sucked out of 'reality' into reality.
Becomes ninja thing.
Sees spoon.
Dies.
Doesn't die!
Becomes ninja-extreme.

Film II
Philosophical shit.
Ninja stuff.
Car chase.
Dudes chick dies.
Doesnt die.
Roll credits.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# now you've ruined it
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# You forgot:
Film 2:
Very boring dance scene with unpleasant shagging bit at the end.
Crap ending.
Disappointed fans.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Well,
I was trying to keep the message shorter than the film..

Pretty good scraps though..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# You also forgot
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha
and as the last episode of the x files taughet us, 'god is love'.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)
# thing is
if he could fly away at the end of em (without even winning), why bother?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# he could've had a shag
and fought everyone with one hand.. or flown away (as you say)...

pointless pointless - totally disappointing.. left me feeling right agrro.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:53, archived)
# the dance sequence
was possibly the most ridiculous thing i have seen in any film, and i've watched a lot of crap in my time. fucking shite film.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# excellent, now I MUST see
it
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# LOL
yay synopsis!
(cowsgo, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)