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(cowsgo, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)
# chortle
and indeed, sponge.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:38, archived)
# :)
(cowsgo, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# aw
thanks ;)
(cowsgo, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# haha
why am I gigling at that ?

What is the inate comedy value of "sponge" ?
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# 'oh look
here it is'
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hehehe
must - resist - repost - ops!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# i've not seen either of the matrix films
meaning b3ta is very confusing for me sometimes.


fuck it. most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# await
many opinions on said films

lazy gamer bring the most avid fan
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# the dude is scary
it's like he's married to the matrix... don't say anything bad about it, he goes mental.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# but
he's a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# i get the feeling that i wouldn't like the matrix.
for one thing, keanu reeves is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Yes, he
is isn't he?

Hows the church going? I was walking by it all last week *almost* about to ring your doorbell and run away.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# ha!
we have a video camera entry system. we would have seen you. then shot you.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# just
a bit, going off into star wars tangent land

I liked the second one that's all I'll say
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# if someone's username includes the word 'gamer'
i tend not to take their opinions too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# hell yeah
motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# or 'ice-cool' for that matter
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# KICK HIM
WHEN HE'S DOWN!

KICK HIM HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# ah but
my name is ironic, taken from a false description of me given in an admittedly seedy national men's magazine for which i worked for a while.

which somehow means i win and you're gay.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# my opinion:
first one, enjoyable, over rated.
second one, shit.
third one, probably won't go to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# that is almost exactly what i said
and Lazygamer went mental and started abusing me... it was well funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# i'll remember to tell him what i think
next time he's around.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)
# hehe
*hands over a jolly big wooden sp00n*
good for shit stirring :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# mine:
ficrt one: had two good fiught scenes, totalling maybe one-eighteenth of the film, the rest of which was guff.
second one: had nothing in it that was any good aprt from one good line by a Frenchman. shite plot, shite acting. i could cope with that if it wasn't for all the pseudo-intellectual ideas spread through it, which are to philosophy what Westlife are to rock and roll. huge pile of wank.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# if b3ta doesn't confuse someone,
there is cause for concern.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# hear hear!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# don't worry
that confusion is simply a byproduct of the matrix
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Hacker dude.
Hacking.
Weird shit happens.
Offered pills.
Gets sucked out of "reality" into reality.
Becomes ninja thing.
Sees spoon.
Dies.
Doesn't die!
Becomes ninja-extreme.

Film II
Philosophical shit.
Ninja stuff.
Car chase.
Dudes chick dies.
Doesnt die.
Roll credits.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# now you've ruined it
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# You forgot:
Film 2:
Very boring dance scene with unpleasant shagging bit at the end.
Crap ending.
Disappointed fans.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Well,
I was trying to keep the message shorter than the film..

Pretty good scraps though..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# You also forgot
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha
and as the last episode of the x files taughet us, 'god is love'.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)
# thing is
if he could fly away at the end of em (without even winning), why bother?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# he could've had a shag
and fought everyone with one hand.. or flown away (as you say)...

pointless pointless - totally disappointing.. left me feeling right agrro.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:53, archived)
# the dance sequence
was possibly the most ridiculous thing i have seen in any film, and i've watched a lot of crap in my time. fucking shite film.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# excellent, now I MUST see
it
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# LOL
yay synopsis!
(cowsgo, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# they're like
Tron
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)
# nope
not seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# it's like
video olympics on the atari
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)
# ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh right!
*fog lifts*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)
# most things confuse me.
especially films. it's the moving things and noises that catch me out.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)
# fucking spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)
# sorry
...i truely am
(cowsgo, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# yes
there is a spoon after all - (wy)
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 22:42, archived)