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[challenge entry] With no money


Royal Mail cut back its services and revisited an old ad campaign.

From the Budget Cuts challenge. See all 747 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Z?
compo?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Aww
do I have to..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# It's
down to you, really.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I saw a bloke walking down the street the other day talking really loudly.
Thanks to the size of mobile phones, it was hard to say if he was talking loudly to himself, being extremely loud down the phone at someone, or didn't have a phone and was in fact yelling at someone in the next county.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I walked
down the street with two phones doing the trigger happy phone bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# reminds me of
the first time I encountered someone using a handsfree phone - i was taking a shortcut down a back lane, and saw a man walking toward me talking animatedly into a hamburger.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# maybe he just
liked licking some meat :)

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# The great thing about them
is that you can look someone straight in the eye and carry on your conversation with the person on the phone. Confused my manager in work with that one on numerous occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Knowing who we work for,
I'd say that's probably not difficult...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# ha ha
i saw something like that on the way back from work tonight - i thought it was a mentalist until i saw the phone wire (doesn't mean he was talking to anyone, mid you)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# did you punch
the cunt for being a loudmouth? Whilst doing so you could've shouted I'M PUNCHING A TWAT while you did it.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# quality
my mate worked for royal mail and did a round that some old lady used to do, he did her 5 hour round in 1.5 hours, he was getting paid £18 an hour or something stupid, he blames their problems on him.
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)