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[challenge entry] why the long face?

From the What should be on the cover of The Face? challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Ooo
*groan*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# everyones depressed today :(
had to de-ice my car this morning for the first time..


:(
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Me too
Why was I de-icing your car.................?
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)
# you didnt make a very good job of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Sorry about that

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Mmm. Garage....
Stops the car freezing over and the cunts vandalizing it....... :Grr:
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# don't get me started on that
anyone got a wing mirror for a 1993 clio for sale?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:29, archived)
# don't get ME started on that either,
mrs witchy's clio will soon be onto its 4th mirror because of student scum kicking 'em off and vandalising the side of our cars. Getting a n/s mirror for a 97 phase 3 clio is bastard hard.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)
# All...
...my wiperblades (5th set in 2 months) are held on with cable ties and the aerial is jammed on with threadlock. I just need to respray the bonnet and left side to repair the scratches and clean the marker pen off the drivers side.

Cunts.

I need a security camera and a baseball bat...
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# May I suggest
A shotgun and a testicle electrocution kit?

Suits you Sir
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Left or right?
I'll go and steal you one!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# i had to
do that too, and i was running late so i was even later! disaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Even my computer has had enough of this mini contest
it shut down my photoshop in the middle of another mediocre attempt at humour in the guise of a face cover.

Taste Nazi
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)