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# Cthonic!
Help! I'm addicted to the which is better machine! aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:18, archived)
# So I am
It's changing my entire philosphy. For
example, a bird in the hand (31%) is
definitely NOT worth two in the bush
(69%). I have to recalibrate all my
proverbs.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:23, archived)
# Actually I'm completely wrong
I forgot to divide the 69% by two. Each bird is actually worth exactly the same, although more so if flightless.

Thank God for that.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:36, archived)
# I'm trying to find
something that will beat Microsoft.  Methinks the internet is heavily biased...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:25, archived)
# Steve jobs
beats bill gates if that helps. Only 52-48 though
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:31, archived)
# BUT pc's beat macs!
AND country beat rock -
damn the machine!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:36, archived)
# I do like
a bit of country and western..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:47, archived)
# sex beats microsoft
unsurpisingly considering the number one use of the net
(james, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:52, archived)
# It's OK
It is bound to run out of bandwidth very soon...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:28, archived)
# Can we find somewhere to host it?
It seems to be one of the most popular toys we've had for ages. It'd be a shame if it went down.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:29, archived)
# Rob and I are looking into it
mostly the problem revolves around it being .asp rather than .php

Anyone know enough of both to translate it? My site can host .php...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:36, archived)
# I could probably translate it
or b4ta.com can host ASP and won't have a problem with the bandwidth if you want to put it there.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:47, archived)
# Yay!
Yay Yay Andy K,
Fix our scripts so we can play!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 8:42, archived)
# or I could cold fusion it on mine this evening....
if ya like....
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 8:44, archived)
# I laughed so hard I almost wet myself...
HAVING YOUR ANUS RIPPED OUT BY WILD DOGS vs SEX WITH CRAB BLOKE?
HAVING YOUR ANUS RIPPED OUT BY WILD DOGS! (51-49)


(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:39, archived)
# Oh
That makes me feel a bit inadequate.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:43, archived)
# sorry
but the internet never lies, unlike that cheating camera which you can manipulate to your evil means.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:47, archived)
# it's a truly great
thing - but a suggestion:

how about making a ticker of all the latest enteries live as they are asked - that we can keep open on our screens - prefrably one that looks like a stockmarket board.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:52, archived)
# and which dances
on the hour to the tune of "the Peanut Seller"
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:54, archived)