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# Mobile Foam
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:00, archived)
# blimey
that's good that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:01, archived)
# 30 second overlay job
because i need something to fill my otherwise hollow existence.

it's a sad state of affair when your best friends are people on a website that you've never met before.

oh, and SSG. but that's worse.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:02, archived)
# you have my sincere condolenses.
would you like my cyanide too?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
# ribena flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
# does it
matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:07, archived)
# ribena always matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:11, archived)
# I have no friends
will you all be mine?
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
# yes.
ten squid please.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
# I'll be your friend.
But first you have to answer a question:
If the Death of Rats rides a terrier, what do you ride? A grasshopper?
(norumbegan, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Death of Rats
rides on Quoth, the crow.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:11, archived)
# but when he
and the Death of Fleas were "born" in Reaper Man, Death said something like "Well, you can't ride a cat. How about a terrier?"

Quoth is his own self; he's not the DoR's steed.

/edit: found it:
"NO. YOU CAN'T RIDE A CAT. WHO EVER HEARD OF THE DEATH OF RATS RIDING A CAT? THE DEATH OF RATS WOULD RIDE SOME KIND OF DOG. DON'T ASK ME, I DON'T KNOW. SOME KIND OF TERRIER, MAYBE. RIGHT, AND THE DEATH OF FLEAS CAN RIDE IT TOO. THAT WAY YOU KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. METAPHORICALLY."
(norumbegan, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:20, archived)
# death may say that
but does it ever actually happen?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Death has changed over the years.
He was very different in Colour of Magic than he is now. Maybe the Death of Rats had a falling-out with that terrier after Reaper Man.
(norumbegan, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Find me a bit in any of the books were
it says that the Death of Rats actually rides a terrier!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:30, archived)
# err...
it's somewhere in L-Space, I'm sure.
(norumbegan, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:35, archived)
# yeah
but the death of rats never got his terrier and whenever anything happens he runs to Quoth
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Yeah
but the Death of Rats doesn't actually ride on a terrier, but he does get a lift from Quoth occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Clarecraft made a figure of
the Death-of-Rats riding a terrier
They also made one of him riding on Quoth.
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:29, archived)
# For
pocket fires.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:01, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Market it!
they might let me use my phone at the petrol station again!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:02, archived)
# you see, the problem last time
wasn't the possibility of starting fires.

it was the fact you put it up the rectum of the guy that refused to move his car to let you refuel.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:03, archived)
# I wondered
where that ringing was coming from. And why my arse hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:05, archived)
# the scary thing was though,
i was on a pushbike at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Are you drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:03, archived)
# you are
but i am not. unfortunately.

is floorspace still available, by the way? i can contribute cash if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Umm
sadly not I'm afraid... sorry dude!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:07, archived)
# aaaaarrrrrrfffffff!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 20:03, archived)