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# do I get a badge or a certificate?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)
# No
You get a Crackerjack pencil
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# rammed right up his arse
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Baz?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# don't sound so pleased
with yourself.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)
# you might get your fingers broken
if you play your cards right :)
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I can slap him for you
when I see him tomorrow.
Will that help?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)
# if it makes it better for you, feel free
but I may have to still bring along a baseball bat to the bash, to ensure the jobs a goodun
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Don't think he's going
though having posted the above link, this may be a wise decision.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)
# bah bloomin lightweight
on a similar note, I was trying to convince Baz to come, but he said he was on a work piss-up, but may drag himself along towards the end of the night.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I'm still undecided
Totally pathetic really - but the two b3tans I know aren't going and so I'm on the verge of wimping out.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# that's a feeble excuse
the first one I went to I didn't know anyone.
Then I did just lurk in the corner for most of the night, until I stepped on someones foot, and had to make conversation
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# That sounds like me exactly
I hate walking into a place where I don't know anyone. And lurking in a corner by yourself is much more difficult for a girl.
At least Dr Dunno and sick_boy would talk to me but neither of the buggers are going :(
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)
# the solution to that is to wear a big badge
saying "MizEmma" on it, and I'm sure you'll be quickly spotted, girls standing on their own at b3ta bashes, are likely to be befriended, maybe even clumsily wooed.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)
# But a big badge won't go with the
low-cut top I was planning to wear.

If in doubt, get the norks out, eh?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# *runs*
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)
# probably
a visit from the police

(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)
# maybe
you can lead the tory party now
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)