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# 'False Tit' in huge letters outside Nottingham train station
'If the sheep could talk, what a story they would tell' - near Bristol Temple Meads station

Underneath the Now wash your hands sign in the gents in a pub in Bristol someone has written 'and your cheesy pants and tights'

I have no idea what any of these are on about.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Ouch
Small village near Bristol called Cocklake. Local council now fed up with replacing the 'l' on all the approaching signs...
(I helped save b3ta! pattwat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Pathead
just outside edinburgh often has its signs tampered with to read "Fathead"
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Wait a minute...
Cocklake is funnier than Cock ake.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# er....
he's right you know...i do prefer cocklake
(monhwa, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 5:31, archived)
# Another in Bristol...
When resident evil came out in the cinema, someone did a totally professional job modifying one of the posters hung a bit too low in the city centre.

Bush's head on one figure, Blair's on the other and an extra 'P'. It was so well done, I didn't notice it for a few weeks. Nearly crashed my car into it when I did...
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Now that is comedy
We need some photos people!!
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# haha
i was thinkin it said resident pevil for ages then.
(Jibbed, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# I saw a similar one
on Birmingham New Street, when all the green Railtrack signs were up saying "we're working on your station", one had been changed to say "we're wanking on your station". It was so well done that having to look twice was what made it funny.
(InTheStudio, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Someone
has done that at the Odeon in Brighton. the poster for Love Actually now reads Hove Actually. Made me laugh.........maybe you have to come from Brighton to get that one....
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# more common
"now please wash your hands" with the addition "in your piss"
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)