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# i have 2
1. ON train from london to birmingham, i saw graffiti saying 'the velvet underpants'

2. Leighton buzzard train station. Someone had graffiti'd
'god is dead'
and someone added 'sexy' to the end.
(snitchell, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# the velvet underpants
is a name of a band. I remember them from the early 90s. They had a song which went, "I lost my pants, I lost my pants in Vulvahampton. Don't talk to me, Don't talk to me, I'm as pissed as a cunt."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# well i never...
still, "god is dead sexy" made me laugh
(snitchell, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# bingo jesus
famous round our parts - not exactly graffiti, but hey.

(frankit, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# yay
i pass that on the 86 bus route to Piccadilly.
(troznarf, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# YAY!!!!
I like Bingo Jesus. They gave me free tickets to their gig a few months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# The other band that did a lot of grafiti was "Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead"
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# years ago, just before an exam,
I saw someone had written the complete
lyrics to Shriekback's song "Nemesis"
on the inside of a cubicle door. I still
remember them to this day.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# My favourite tune of theirs was
Dog Shit Vacuum Bikes.

"Here they come
Down the street
Dogshit Vacuum Bikes..."

For some reason I can't find that on Kazaa...
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Saw them live a few times
The only songs I can remember are "Take Some Drugs" (main lyric "take some drugs") and Join The Police (main lyric "join the police" accompanied by member of the band attacking bemused audience members with an inflatable truncheon.)

My favourite piece for graffiti is in Leeds: "what's wrong with being sexy?" in two foot high letters all along a low wall.
(chegosaurus sucks at b3ta, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# Note:
They have pooper-scooper motorcycles in Spain to pick up doggy- shit. Neat.
(number 27-hunter, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)
# They've also
got them in Paris. I remember an impromptu lunch in the Sacre Cour being ruined by some Parisian council worker skidding to a halt in front of us and sucking up large piles of poodle mess whilst I tried to eat my baguette.
And he sneered at us as he sped off.
Cunt.
Funnily enough, the Parisian council also sluice (sp?) the streets at certain times of the day to wash all the crap and other detritus into the Seine. Nice eh?
(Surgeon_General, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)
# I believe...
...it was Hugh Reed and The Velvet Underpants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 7:19, archived)
# Yep,
It's still there, even now. Only sometime in the last few years, someone has added a massive cock and bollocks sticking out the side of the Y-fronts that were alongside the words.

The cheeky scamp.
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)