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# hmmm
i think i got it
www.b3ta.com/board/2274620
(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Thu 6 Nov 2003, 7:57, archived)
# good
now do it in that thread down there...

(Not trying to be snappy, but...)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 7:59, archived)
# why?
like anyone is gonna look back down there... you guys have strange rules round here. But wat ya think? Not bad for a 1st post? Bad? :P
(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:01, archived)
# i'd like some breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:02, archived)
# I'm tired
I'd like to sleep
but I'm not sleepy
so I can't
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:03, archived)
# make a cheese sandwich
and send it to the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:05, archived)
# but the moon is made of cheese
can I just send bread and tell it to wrap itself up?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:07, archived)
# the moon is made of gooses feet
silly.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:07, archived)
# oh
why does it want a cheese sandwich then?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:08, archived)
# it was just a suggestion as to what you could do.
the redistribution of sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:09, archived)
# well
I'd have to go buy some cheese first.

but since I can't seem to find any proper cheese in america, it means I'd have to fly all the way over there.

I see your point, it is a bit of a task
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:10, archived)
# Try
Tilmook Sharp Cheddar, it's pretty close - not QUITE as good, but it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)
# ok
I'll give it a try...

thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:13, archived)
# there are only 15 threads on the page
if you post something like this, then someone elses work gets pushed off.

It's just a bit rude
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:03, archived)
# o i c
sorry :) understood... damn i just pushed it further huh?
(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:05, archived)
# no you didn't
that's threads. replies are in the thread, so they don't count towards the 15
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:05, archived)
# It's only a new thread...
...that pushes something off the bottom.

That is why hijacking another thread to make a silly point in more desirable than starting a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:06, archived)
# You'd be surprised
at what people will or won't do here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:23, archived)
# Hey you.
if you don't change your username, I'm going to have to change my wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# woo!
yay!
As you people seem to say alot around here! (what th?!)
(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Thu 6 Nov 2003, 7:59, archived)
# You know what,
you're a moron. Fuck off.
I'm tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 7:59, archived)
# haha
its funny how poms say moron all the time lol and twat haha! ahem sorry bout that...
(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:04, archived)
# www.cockoff.co.uk
it needed to be said
(Lord of the Beans, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:07, archived)
# That animation...
...has a very effeminate voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1418750
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 7:59, archived)
# stop polluting this board
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:05, archived)
# Where's
PMGT when you need him?
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:08, archived)
# he just makes things worse
this guy seems to be learning, even if it is very very slowly...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:09, archived)
# perhaps...
...a large inflatable hammer would help ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:09, archived)
# yes
I think it might :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:10, archived)
# Yes.
But at least it would be amusing...
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:13, archived)
# I get annoyed with the trolls
pmgt tom yells
trolls realize that they're upsetting people
trolls think it's fun or amusing
trolls stay around until they get bored

if we'd all just ignore them completely it wouldn't be any fun for them, and they'd leave faster

This person isn't so much a troll, as just very very slow. He needs help
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:19, archived)
# good advice,
if we'd all just ignore them completely it wouldn't be any fun for them, and they'd leave faster

but it would appear that 99% percent of people on here can't grasp that concept at all and feel the need to post a stream of messages making the troll threads some of the biggest on the board :\
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:23, archived)
# I try to ignore them...
...but if they post offensive or obscene things, I report them to their ISP/webspace provider.

Simple plan - and it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:25, archived)
# i've lost count of the times i've heard people say things
like 'don't feed the trolls' and 'ignore them, they'll go away'. it hasn't ever worked before and i'm damn cunting certain it wont happen here.

in fact its these kind of messages that make the troll posts the longest.

plus they provide useful TJ opportunities.
(crazymum, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# exactly my point
if all the people that keep posting 'cock off's and 'dont feed the trolls' posts stood back a bit and didn't post, the troll would get less reaction and maybe fuck off a bit earlier ?

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)
# Blimey
Either it's groundhog Day again.
Or I'm having the biggest case of de ja vu I'll ever have.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:21, archived)
# didn't you have that already?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)
# Blimey
deja vu...
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)