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# He's just big boned
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# sure he is.
*poke*
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# according to my mother
when she was growing up, a poke was an icecream
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# I'M GOING TO FLY TO THE FUCKING MOON
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# I'm THE FUCKING MOON LORD!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Was your mother
from Ireland? They call them pokes over there
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# she still is from
Northern Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Up until about
ten years ago you could ask for "two pokey hats and a black man please" at the ice cream van, and get two cones and a double chocolate nougat waver
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# That's marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Round here
though old folks think nothing of asking for 'that marmalade with the wee black man on it. You know, the gollywog'
Its meant in the nicest possible way, but it makes you cringe.
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# sadly round here
the art of asking for 'monkeys blood' on yer cornet has long since passed away. Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Pidgeons blood
it was up here. But i think it actually was.
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# I s'pose the kids
had to get some iron in 'em somehow* :)

*assuming pigeon's blood contains iron of course
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# They got their
iron from licking lamposts and (in a short lived, but very true story) licking clothesline poles so their fillings would tingle (?????)
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# we still ask for
monkey's blood on our ice creams
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Last time I tried
it the bloke just looked at me like I was nuts, but then I s'pose this *is* Heaton, Newcassel's very own Jesmond wannabe village. *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# aye there`s
nothing like a 99 poke :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# That would explain it
My mum's from over there too, I lived there for a while and it took quite a while to get used to the lingo. (i.e. "What's the crack?")
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# aye
they like their crack in Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# aye the crack
(craic) is mighty!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Poke the fatty!
*poke**poke*
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# ow.
don't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# aww bless him
little diddikums
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Hahaha
FEED HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# hehehe
thick furred..

(hi everyone)
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# 'training' to be a music teacher?
i'm a music teacher and i have fuck all training...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# well
im doing a PGCE - more paperwork than anything else :D

where do u teach?
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# aww
look at that huge fat bastard....
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# these
just get better and better :)

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Looks like pippy
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# BEEFCAKE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# you bugger...
i've been playing with that squirrel for the last half hour... and you got there first... sigh...

yay... :P
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# haha !
sorry lovey ! , post it anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# I have only one question:
can he do the truffle shuffle?
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# lol
love that :)
(byebye, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)