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# For the new insults
A lad at my school used to call people 'borstalheads' and 'fucking pilgrims'..
I still use 'fucking pilgrims' and 'spakmong'.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# arseclown
(Cockfosters!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Wanktoss is a good one I had
As in "You stupid fucking wanktoss"

We also have the hillarious joke racism, which is actually very funny if you hear us (but gets us very hate filled looks...)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# some of my best friends
are racist.






And my brother is married to a coloured. So I can't be racist can I????
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Hey, clown!
Turn that frown upside down!

He's fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Thanks...
It's a self portrait.
sort of
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# it's classed as racism to call someone "a coloured".
It's P.C. to call black people "black".
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# eeeerrrrr yes.
I was taking the piss of the post above me.


my brother's not even married ........
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# crikey fuckballs
or fuck my best badger
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# that made me
think of the joke about the black man's cock from the office
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# I still love
The one that won the KKK contest.

"Excuse me, I believe you wanted to be hung like a black man?"

Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# thank
you
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# dont we all
or dont we all already...
(ApertureJam, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# tell the newsletter editor, he's called rob.
we(i) don't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# fucking pilgrims?
did anyone thus insulted care to ask him why?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# no
although I guess you could argue to use it for those that blindly follow like sheep. But -borstalhead - that's stumped me for years.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# slightly more logical though
like "a touch of the council" and "mouth-breather"
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahahahaah
that's good. I also enjoy "oxygen thief"
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# twattyfuckface
leaves no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# I've always used cuntfish
usually gets the job done
(ejolleys, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)